We've been forced to recall the latest 2600 t-shirts due an asbestos level of .07 percent, which apparently is higher than the .05 percent we've had in the past and that made some people "concerned." Asbestos is a necessary component in hacker shirts, due to the frequent proximity to fire that wearers have a habit of experiencing. Thanks to over-regulation by OSHA, our plans for the first shirt of any kind made entirely of asbestos fibers had to be scrapped back in 1997. It appears their long reach has messed up our plans again. We were hoping to have our shirts taken off the shelves because of the vile and disgusting image appearing on the front along with the offensive remarks on the back. Regrettably, our freedom of speech never got the chance to be stifled in the way we intended. People who bought the asbestos shirts are advised to send them back to us. We will then forward you a "lost in the mail" receipt and absolve ourselves of any further responsibility. We sincerely regret any convenience this may cause.