We're always looking for ways to become trendy and we usually find that we've already missed the boat. Not this time though. Over at the 2600 Store, we've thought long and hard over how to make your shopping experience as enjoyable as the ones you go through in real life. So we've introduced the 2600 Card. Now, when you've made all of your selections and find yourself at our electronic checkout aisle, we will ask you if you have one of our little cards before we let you pay. If you don't, we will explain to you why it makes sense for you to have one. It would be a shame if you had to pay a whole lot extra, just because you were too stubborn or stupid to fill out the form and realize tremendous savings. It takes less than half an hour to complete and most of the personal questions are things we can easily find out by going to your neighbors or former teachers. So you might as well just tell us and get it over with. (Since the $99 application fee is nonrefundable, we urge you to get the answers right.) Those of you who have embraced the card will be secure in the knowledge that you can finally leave the 2600 Store and receive a free blank sheet of green construction paper for every purchase over $250. At 2600, we're constantly thinking of ways to make sure you don't ever forget about us.