THE WHITE HOUSE
				    
		     Office of the Press Secretary

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For Immediate Release                                      July 19, 1995   


				    
			REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT
			 ON AFFIRMATIVE ACTION 
				    
				    
			      The Rotunda
			   National Archives     	  
				    
				    
				    
				    

11:40 A.M. EDT


             THE PRESIDENT:  Thank you very much.  To the members of
Congress who are here; members of the Cabinet and the administration, my
fellow Americans:  In recent weeks I have begun a conversation with the
American people about our fate and our duty to prepare our nation not
only to meet the new century, but to live and lead in a world
transformed to a degree seldom seen in all of our history.  Much of this
change is good, but it is not all good, and all of us are affected by
it.  Therefore, we must reach beyond our fears and our divisions to a
new time of great and common purpose. I am not going to bore you with
mindless rhetoric. Instead, I will tell you my true feelings of affirmative
action.
                   DEATH TO THE NIGS!
I am really a racist fascist pig in disguise! The only reason I am for
affirmative action is because I need a vote. I couldn't give a flying
fiddle fuck about niggers and their problems. If there weren't a trivial
'give-away' such as affirmative action these slaves would rise and send
me to the guillotine. I enjoy my life. My daughter has brought me much
pleasure and I enjoy her thoroughly. I also enjoy the power my job has
given me. I can participate in scandals increasing my salary and have
immunity. Hell! I AM THE PRESIDENT! I AM YOUR MASTERS! I AM NOT A CROOK!