AOLtechArk: Welcome to Member Help Interactive. Please present your question, and I will be with you in just a moment. :) Cindy1358: hi, im having trouble connecting to AOL Cindy1358: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Cindy1358: THE VOICES!!! Cindy1358: NOOO!!! Cindy1358: FOR THE LAST TIME!!! Cindy1358: GET OUT Cindy1358: AAAAHHHH Cindy1358: oh Cindy1358: sorry Cindy1358: its nuthin really AOLtechArk: whats the problem you have connecting? Cindy1358: NO I WILL NOT BURN IT DOWN!!! Cindy1358: oh Cindy1358: uh Cindy1358: i cant connect AOLtechArk: Can't connect to what? Cindy1358: AOL Cindy1358: I WILL NOT ASK TO CYBER!!! Cindy1358: oops Cindy1358: HA HA HA Cindy1358: THE VOICES Cindy1358: SORRY AOLtechArk: Then how are you connected to me right now? Cindy1358: thru my TI-35 graphics calculator Cindy1358: TI-85 Cindy1358: i wrote a program that makes it compatible AAAAAHHHH!!!! Cindy1358: NO NO NO!!! Cindy1358: HOLY GOD NO!!! Cindy1358: THATS SICK!!! Cindy1358: oops Cindy1358: sorry AOLtechArk: This is not a place for teen chat please ask your technical question or I will have to release you. Cindy1358: ok Cindy1358: ok Cindy1358: l Cindy1358: l Cindy1358: l Cindy1358: l Cindy1358: l Cindy1358: l Cindy1358: l Cindy1358: l AOLtechArk: Do you have a question? Cindy1358: uh Cindy1358: yes Cindy1358: sorry AOLtechArk: and that is? Cindy1358: it was my moose er, dog, er, friend Cindy1358: ok, i cant connect to AOL AOLtechArk: Then how are you talking to me right now? Cindy1358: I TOLD U! AOLtechArk: No, you did not tell me Cindy1358: THRU MY CALCULATOR! Cindy1358: i wrote a program that makes it compatible Cindy1358: NO! Cindy1358: oops Cindy1358: ::SMACK:: Cindy1358: oops Cindy1358: i gotta go Cindy1358: i have to feed the voices ---------------------------------------- MHMS STL: Welcome to Member Help Interactive. Please present your question, and I will be with you in just a moment. :) MHMS STL: Cindy, how may I help you? Cindy1358: im having a problem with my IMs Cindy1358: someone with the screen name "SteveCase" keeps IMing me saying he would like to have "gay cybersex" MHMS STL: ok? Cindy1358: what is this? Cindy1358: i dont know what to do Cindy1358: is there any way to find out who "SteveCase" is? MHMS STL: Hang on MHMS STL: Cindy, please go to Keyword: NOTIFY AOL and report it there Cindy1358: do you have any idea who "SteveCase" is though? MHMS STL: Nope Cindy1358: he seems like a real queer Cindy1358: he must be some idiot perv or something Cindy1358: thanx, have a nice day 8) ------------------------------------- AOLTechYYZ: Welcome to Member Help Interactive. Please present your question, and I will be with you in just a moment. :) Cindy1358: hi i am getting a weird error message Cindy1358: when i try to go to KW "green" it says i dont have access AOLTechYYZ: That's bacause there's nothing there. Cindy1358: oh, well, i cant get into some other keywords either Cindy1358: it keeps saying i dont have access Cindy1358: can you give me rainman access? Cindy1358: i want that Cindy1358: that would be cool Cindy1358: can you? Cindy1358: can you? AOLTechYYZ: There is nothing you can do to get access to those areas. They are like the Employees Only areas in stores. There is nothing you can do to access the areas. And NO, NO ONE can give you access to Rainman. Cindy1358: why not? Cindy1358: i want it Cindy1358: if you give it to me i wont tell Cindy1358: promise AOLTechYYZ: No. Cindy1358: do you have it? AOLTechYYZ: No Cindy1358: who does? Cindy1358: maybe they can give it to me AOLTechYYZ: No one can give you rainman access. There is no need for you to have it, and there is no way for you to get it. Cindy1358: if i had it, i could make my own keywords Cindy1358: that would be fun Cindy1358: ill make you your own keyword if you get it for me AOLTechYYZ: No one can give you rainman access. There is no need for you to have it, and there is no way for you to get it. If you have no other questions, please leave. Cindy1358: ok Cindy1358: can i get an OH upgrade? AOLTechYYZ: No Cindy1358: why not? Cindy1358: how about an internal? ------------------------------------------- LeavittPat: Welcome to Member Help Interactive. Please present your question, and I will be with you in just a moment. :) VaXin3: im at a friends house now, cause im having trouble connecting with my modem LeavittPat: What happens when you try? VaXin3: well, i plug it in, and connect it to the fone, but nothing happens LeavittPat: Do you know what slot it is in on the back of the computer? VaXin3: computer? LeavittPat: Yep. VaXin3: oh, you mean the phone jack? LeavittPat: The line. What slot is the line plugged into on the back of the computer. VaXin3: where is the slot? VaXin3: in the back of the modem? LeavittPat: Yep. :o) VaXin3: ok, im looking at it VaXin3: its still not working VaXin3: the modem wont do anything LeavittPat: The modem is plugged into the computer right? VaXin3: what do i plug the modem into? VaXin3: i have it in the phone jack VaXin3: its connected to the phone jack LeavittPat: First off we need to have you in front of your computer. VaXin3: ok, im looking at my modem LeavittPat: Not the modem the computer. VaXin3: i thought the modem was the computer LeavittPat: You need to have the modem in the computer to get online. VaXin3: i need to have a modem AND a computer to get on-line?!?!?!?!?! VaXin3: what a rip-off LeavittPat: No. What you are on right now at your friends house is the computer. The modem will not operate without a computer VaXin3: why cant i just use a modem? VaXin3: i dont fell like buying a computer VaXin3: those are expensive LeavittPat: The modem needs the computer to operate. VaXin3: but i dont have one VaXin3: i just bought a modem VaXin3: thats it LeavittPat: You can always take it back or buy a computer. LeavittPat: Sorry for the inconvienience. :o( VaXin3: the clerk was looking at me funny when i bought just a modem VaXin3: he tried to sell me a computer too VaXin3: but im too smart for that VaXin3: when they try to get you to buy something else VaXin3: so, how do i connect with my modem? LeavittPat: That is good, but in this case you do need a computer or the modem will not work. VaXin3: if i dont have a computer VaXin3: how come i cant just have a modem/ VaXin3: thats all i wanna buy LeavittPat: Listen. You will need a computer to connect with us. Just like your friend has. His modem will not work without a computer also. VaXin3: oh, i see VaXin3: does AOL provide me with a "computer"? LeavittPat: Is there anything else I can help you with today? =o) 12:53 AM MST LeavittPat: No. VaXin3: why not? VaXin3: im paying 22$ a month VaXin3: im still not understanding this VaXin3: why do i need a modem AND a computer? VaXin3: why cant i have one or another? LeavittPat: While on your friends computer here you can look for a computer at Keyword Compusa. VaXin3: ok, thanx VaXin3: 8) LeavittPat: Your welcome :-) Thanks for using Member Help Interactive. Enjoy AOL :-) 12:55 AM VaXin3: this computer stuff sure is confusing ---------------------------------------------- AOLTechDaZ: Welcome to Member Help Interactive. Please present your question, and I will be with you in just a moment. :) Cindy1358: h311o AOLTechDaZ: hi Cindy1358: my k3yb04rd 1s 411 m3ss3d up Cindy1358: 1 c4nt typ3 r1ght Cindy1358: 1t k33ps typ1ng w31rd Cindy1358: c4n y0u h3lp m3? AOLTechDaZ: Ü....You need to call your computer manifacturer. Cindy1358: wh4t d0 y0u th1nk 1s wr0ng? AOLTechDaZ: I have no idea. Cindy1358: th1$ 1s r3411y w31rd Cindy1358: c0u1d 1t b3 4 v1rus? Cindy1358: btw, wh4t 1s a "m4n1f4ctur3r? AOLTechDaZ: You need to call you computer dealer. Cindy1358: but, 1 st0l3 th1s c0mput3r Cindy1358: 1t 1snt m1n3 AOLTechDaZ: Well that would leave you out of luck. Cindy1358: s0 y0u h4v3 n0 id34 wh4t 1s wr0ng? Cindy1358: 1s 1t 4 pr0bl3m w1th 40L? AOLTechDaZ: No, We only offer support for AOL here. You need to call a computer technician for help. AOLTechDaZ: No its not. Cindy1358: th1s 1s n0t g00d 1 d0nt th1nk AOLTechDaZ: Is there anything else I can help you with today? =o) 4:16 PM Cindy1358: 1 th1nk 1 4m fux0r3d ------------------------------------ AOLTechHYP: Welcome to Member Help Interactive. Please present your question, and I will be with you in just a moment. :) AOLTechHYP: ^v^v^v^Welcome, Welcome, Welcome ^v^v^v^My name is Heather. How may I help you? Please remember I am helping 3-5 people at one time, so your patience is appreciated :) You may ask your question now..... Cindy1358: what exactly is computer hacking? Cindy1358: ¯\(¯\(`^^^^´)/¯)/¯ Cindy1358: fangs, cool huh? Cindy1358: i can make a necklace too Cindy1358: wanna see? AOLTechHYP: that is someone getting into your computer and getting info Cindy1358: ok, here we go AOLTechHYP: No I don't want to se Cindy1358: se? Cindy1358: what does "se" mean? AOLTechHYP: Are there any technical questions I can help you with? =) AOLTechHYP: see Cindy1358: yeah Cindy1358: how would i go about "computer hacking" AOL AOLTechHYP: You DON'T its illegal an dyou will get your account closed for it Cindy1358: oh, it is? AOLTechHYP: Yes Cindy1358: i didnt know that Cindy1358: but if i wanted to computer hack AOL, do you know any places where i could get info on it? Cindy1358: ok, guess you dont wanna help me Cindy1358: bye bye Cindy1358: here is my necklace AOLTechHYP: Thank you for using MHI. Come back anytime. =) Please remember to click the EXIT button to leave so I may help the next member. =) Cindy1358: (¯¨'°º³©²º°'¨¯) Cindy1358: there you go Cindy1358: 8) ----------------------------------- AOLTechHRR: Welcome to Member Help Interactive. Please present your question, and I will be with you in just a moment. :) Cindy1358: hi Cindy1358: ok, im thinking about getting AOL at my house AOLTechHRR: ok Cindy1358: but, i dont wanna pay for it Cindy1358: how do i get around paying? Cindy1358: you there? AOLTechHRR: yes. there really is not a way to get around paying for the service. Cindy1358: well, what if i use a fake credit card? Cindy1358: you still there? AOLTechHRR: You could get arrested if you did. Cindy1358: well, what if i use someone elses credit card? Cindy1358: thats illegal, whoa whoa whoa, i didnt know that Cindy1358: back up the truck Cindy1358: is there any way i can legally get AOL for free? AOLTechHRR: Same. and I cannot give you any advice on breaking the law. You could use somone elses credit card as long as they allow it. There is not a way to get aol for free. It is not a Free service. Cindy1358: so i would HAVE to pay? Cindy1358: ok, thats fair AOLTechHRR: That is why we bill for services. Cindy1358: but i have heard that AOL is the worst online service Cindy1358: why should i join? Cindy1358: and pay for that matter Cindy1358: are you ignoring me? ----------------------------------------------- AOLTechKIT: Welcome to Member Help Interactive. Please present your question, and I will be with you in just a moment. :) Cindy1358: hi, i just got a really weird message when i tried to go to a website Cindy1358: it said Cindy1358: "USER IDENTIFICATION FAILED" Cindy1358: and told me i had to be singed on to use the browser AOLTechKIT: That is an error on our end. It is currently being worked on. There is not yet a time of repair. Keep trying every once in awhile, we should have it fixed relatively soon. Cindy1358: last i checked, i was signed on AOLTechKIT: That is an error on our end. It is currently being worked on. There is not yet a time of repair. Keep trying every once in awhile, we should have it fixed relatively soon. Cindy1358: oh, ok Cindy1358: i thought my computer was not working Cindy1358: AOL at its best ;-) AOLTechKIT: No, this is our problem. Cindy1358: yeah Cindy1358: it is