This is my log of "A Christmas Tale" As told by the ever-quoteable ProxyServe



ProxyServe:	all the mice were in their holes
ProxyServe:	(i hate it when mice do that....they have flexible backs)
ProxyServe:	=)
Luna3700:	heh
ProxyServe:	anyhoo.......
ProxyServe:	I heard a soft noise up upon the slightly snowy roof
ProxyServe:	and decided to investigate
ProxyServe:	so i put on my tampons
ProxyServe:	oops.......i mean crampons
ProxyServe:	and climbed up
ProxyServe:	when i got up.......there was a man in a red suite jerking off
into a reindeers face
Luna3700:	heheh
Fiend69247:	lol
ProxyServe:	so i went over and said
ProxyServe:	"Hey Joo....i'm gonna get firetoolz and hax0r Joo"
ProxyServe:	but before i could load AOL
ProxyServe:	he had me pinned against the reindeer
ProxyServe:	an antler pierced my jeans and went right up my bum
ProxyServe:	the pre-cum dribbled down my willy
ProxyServe:	as i anticipated santa on top of me
ProxyServe:	but before i could bend over
ProxyServe:	santa was gone
ProxyServe:	all that was left was the come stains and some footprints
ProxyServe:	.......and a small gift box
ProxyServe:	so i opened the box
ProxyServe:	and in it was an apple mac
ProxyServe:	so i shoved it up my bum jerked off and went to bed
ProxyServe:	**********************   THE   END   *****************
ProxyServe:	<bows>
Luna3700:	<applause>

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