This is my log of "A Christmas Tale" As told by the ever-quoteable ProxyServe ProxyServe: all the mice were in their holes ProxyServe: (i hate it when mice do that....they have flexible backs) ProxyServe: =) Luna3700: heh ProxyServe: anyhoo....... ProxyServe: I heard a soft noise up upon the slightly snowy roof ProxyServe: and decided to investigate ProxyServe: so i put on my tampons ProxyServe: oops.......i mean crampons ProxyServe: and climbed up ProxyServe: when i got up.......there was a man in a red suite jerking off into a reindeers face Luna3700: heheh Fiend69247: lol ProxyServe: so i went over and said ProxyServe: "Hey Joo....i'm gonna get firetoolz and hax0r Joo" ProxyServe: but before i could load AOL ProxyServe: he had me pinned against the reindeer ProxyServe: an antler pierced my jeans and went right up my bum ProxyServe: the pre-cum dribbled down my willy ProxyServe: as i anticipated santa on top of me ProxyServe: but before i could bend over ProxyServe: santa was gone ProxyServe: all that was left was the come stains and some footprints ProxyServe: .......and a small gift box ProxyServe: so i opened the box ProxyServe: and in it was an apple mac ProxyServe: so i shoved it up my bum jerked off and went to bed ProxyServe: ********************** THE END ***************** ProxyServe: Luna3700: ProxyServe@aol.com, Luna3700@aol.com http://america.net/~cochise