JnCo G: my first hack was somone else... Mikelshama: ok I'm logging it now Godzuki O: i am lauhing JnCo G: heh Godzuki O: ii hatee pain killses Godzuki O: killersa Godzuki O: mic my fingers huet Mikelshama: I hate pain killers JnCo G: well the best sure is laughter IILiKWiDlI: Hey.. ie316.proxy.aol.com Azure2600: there we are ChEmSlAyEr: does anybody know how to activate pagers? Godzuki O: hi afain maek#$$#@ Azure2600: okay, to those who care Godzuki O: i mean hi afain maek Mikelshama: hi again mark$%@$% JnCo G: sure=cure Mikelshama: I mean hi again mark IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, you go pay. ChEmSlAyEr: illigaly i meen Azure2600: i might not be back for a few days after this Godzuki O: why not Mikelshama: I don't need to translate that JnCo G: duh... Azure2600: good chance my mother'll punish me nicely for my D- in history Godzuki O: i dont need to teanslarte rhat Azure2600: ::shrugs:: IILiKWiDlI: Hmm.. You have to have a machine to read the crystal, ChEm, otherwise, you cant. Godzuki O: im soeey maek Azure2600: orin, i know what your saying Mikelshama: its alright Azure2600: no translation needed JnCo G: i got an A- in history =) Godzuki O: email me whrn you sxome vaxk ChEmSlAyEr: what crystal? Godzuki O: oops IILiKWiDlI: There is a crystal in the pager. IILiKWiDlI: Its silver. Mikelshama: email me when you come back IILiKWiDlI: Look. Godzuki O: i xant type ChEmSlAyEr: fuck Azure2600: alrightie mike ChEmSlAyEr: how can you get the machine Mikelshama: no no I'm orin ChEmSlAyEr: or make it or can you? Mikelshama: I'm orin translater IILiKWiDlI: Its on the .. left side. Mikelshama: orin's Godzuki O: my fingers dwwll woem Godzuki O: worm Godzuki O: warm Il Lux ll: wormmmmmm Opie311n: i am back IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, you can, But it is ALOT more expensive than just paying for service. Azure2600: i know what orin sez Mikelshama: my fingers feel warm Opie311n: BrB IILiKWiDlI: Somewhere in the $9000 area. ChEmSlAyEr: i dont have it yet i was just wondering of i could cuz i would buy it ChEmSlAyEr: ok that is a bitch IILiKWiDlI: Yeah. XIronskull: Marc!!! XIronskull: #metalshop on dalnet Il Lux ll: petey! Il Lux ll: k Azure2600: brb Godzuki O: my fingera aew ths size od coendogs IILiKWiDlI: Hey Look. Its Marc. Godzuki O: swlooen ChEmSlAyEr: if i wanted that i would have to actualy go into the busines of doing it Il Lux ll: sup Lik Godzuki O: swollenb Mikelshama: corndogs? thats pretty big IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, exactly. ChEmSlAyEr: and i cant afford 9000dollards ChEmSlAyEr: dollars IILiKWiDlI: ..I dont think any of us can. ChEmSlAyEr: when i become a rich bastard i will IILiKWiDlI: heh.. Mikelshama: I don't want to be rich ChEmSlAyEr: i want to be wealthy not rich Mikelshama: I like to be a reject Mikelshama: and have everyone not like me ChEmSlAyEr: ahh fuck it i wanna be rich Godzuki O: theyr coendofs Godzuki O: i just made my mom scaewd Godzuki O: i started laufhinf ChEmSlAyEr: why godzuki? Godzuki O: and she sakd me id i was ok IILiKWiDlI: how the hell do I use an invoke? MacAg: LiKWiD, which spirit are you evoking? IILiKWiDlI: Humm. IILiKWiDlI: no. IILiKWiDlI: not that. Mikelshama: I almost cut a peice of my thumb off once IILiKWiDlI: master.aol invokes. Godzuki O: my 10 pinrs of lost blood Godzuki O: mixk how arwe you Mikelshama: it healed Mikelshama: and it is still there Azure2600: mmm Godzuki O: i vir off the tip of my tongue Azure2600: nothing like a poptart Godzuki O: whar kind maek? Azure2600: cherry ChEmSlAyEr: toaster strudals Azure2600: with frosting Godzuki O: i feel ea reraeeded ChEmSlAyEr: toaster strudals are better Godzuki O: retadeded Mikelshama: you bit it a piece of it off? Mikelshama: completely off? XIronskull: mark Godzuki O: yes and i swallowes ir XIronskull: i live off that shit man Azure2600: orin, we'll take you over to a warez room Mikelshama: ouch Azure2600: pete, hell jea XIronskull: Orin XIronskull: just say your drunk Opie311n: LIKWID: what is the site you got it from? Godzuki O: ils dit fit eifh right in Azure2600: i finish off 8 packs in an hour XIronskull: people will just smile and nod at you Charlie000: no way pop tartes are a lot better than strudals Godzuki O: dtrunk XIronskull: good call charlie Mikelshama: hell yeah charlie IILiKWiDlI: Opie, the codes? Godzuki O: hi xharlie afain IILiKWiDlI: the invokes? Charlie000: tank you Zer0 Digit: Petey I found a vbx that will do it Zer0 Digit: but its comlicated Charlie000: hey oxin Charlie000: =) IILiKWiDlI: heh Zer0 Digit: complicated ChEmSlAyEr: fuck that... strudals are better. you have real frosting Godzuki O: done make din of me Opie311n: No, master AOL IILiKWiDlI: Opie, lithiumnode.com why? Mikelshama: its harder to make strudels Charlie000: likwid I am telling you that master aol is a waste of your time Opie311n: LIkwid ^ ChEmSlAyEr: actualy caffeine is the best drug ever Godzuki O: sreudelss aew greasy IILiKWiDlI: Charlie, why is that? Godzuki O: and spensice Mikelshama: I know Godzuki O: /:P Opie311n: becaue i was wondering what Master AOL was for a while Godzuki O: xool Godzuki O: i mde a smiley Charlie000: it was used when during 2.5 and before when they used to give out tokens Godzuki O: :O\ Mikelshama: hehe Charlie000: its not inuse anymore Godzuki O: ohs ihr IILiKWiDlI: Hmm.. Well.. Im using it right now, and im using invokes.. and shit. ChEmSlAyEr: is master aol gay? IILiKWiDlI: its pretty neat. Godzuki O: mixk how arw you? IILiKWiDlI: just to look around with. Godzuki O: hell o mixkeal Godzuki O: and mixk i mean mizk Charlie000: likwid yeah the invokes to get to places still work but its just like kw Godzuki O: oops IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, its hard to understand. Mikelshama: yes? Godzuki O: mickel Charlie000: green still works but its useless Mikelshama: you can call me Michael too Mikelshama: I don't care Godzuki O: juae sayinf hi ChEmSlAyEr: what is it like? Opie311n: LIKWID i have 3 pages full of invokes Mikelshama: hi Opie311n: excpet they are at my dads IILiKWiDlI: really? canyou send them? Godzuki O: hello Mikelshama: hey ChEmSlAyEr: what is master aol like? Charlie000: I used to use master aol but they stoped useing tokens Charlie000: so there went the use of master aol IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, it makes a * menu next to the File menu MacAg: #METALSHOP on DALNET <~~ go there unless your a pussy Godzuki O: how am i sposied to get somrthing to ftink? Godzuki O: im thiesty ChEmSlAyEr: and that is used for....? Azure2600: orin Godzuki O: i cna hold a xup Azure2600: you can have one of my many cokes Charlie000: I used to have a listing of all the invokes XIronskull: #metalshop dalnet...check it out or else =) Azure2600: then be a hick and drink outta the can girl XIronskull: kewl charlie Godzuki O: mak that wonr woek Charlie000: but I deleted them a long while ago XIronskull: m etoo Azure2600: or the bottle Azure2600: or carton XIronskull: it was like 100 pages long. Godzuki O: no cans IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, it has lots of neat things in it. Mikelshama: umm, get one of those hats that hold the cans and have straws hanging down orin ChEmSlAyEr: like....? Azure2600: say what? MGunt65407: did orin break her arm or something? MacAg: Orin, are you trying to type with your feat? Godzuki O: jur bottle IILiKWiDlI: Well.. Im going to go. IILiKWiDlI: Bye everyone. ChEmSlAyEr: wait XIronskull: mikey: cut some fingers Godzuki O: mikewy XIronskull: got stiches ChEmSlAyEr: nevermind Godzuki O: i on painklilers MGunt65407: :( MacAg: #METALSHOP on DALNET Godzuki O: how arw you mikey? MGunt65407: are you gonna be okay? MGunt65407: good Azure2600: she should tape pencils to the injured fingers Godzuki O: arw you ok larwely? Azure2600: type lika that Godzuki O: i measn lately XIronskull: good idea mark. MGunt65407: yupyup Godzuki O: sharpwened ones maek? ChEmSlAyEr: ok all i gotta go? Azure2600: yea! then go grab your lil brothers nuts Opie311n: Likwid, where is it at? Azure2600: chem, yes you do Godzuki O: max = nooooooooo nutsa Azure2600: ooo Azure2600: hehe Azure2600: well, poke his eyes out then Azure2600: go attack an elderly lady XIronskull: no nusa XIronskull: nutsa XIronskull: im using that XIronskull: that was funny Godzuki O: an ol lasy laufhed at me Godzuki O: in rhe hospral Azure2600: aww Godzuki O: she stared ar me Godzuki O: and wenr ha ha ha Azure2600: i'll come with my shopping cart and drag her entrails about the city Azure2600: how about that? Opie311n: l Mikelshama: I would have kicked her ass if she laughed at me Godzuki O: i saaaw her at the drugwtrore too Godzuki O: ans she was in her xae Godzuki O: car Godzuki O: and laufhed at me afsin Mikelshama: I don't like it when people laugh at me MGunt65407: awww MGunt65407: poor orin Azure2600: orin, did she have long sharp canines? Azure2600: did she have a black robe? Azure2600: plastic sycle? Caffiend99: <-- afk smoking Godzuki O: she was on a bigwhrel Godzuki O: a sidewinder MGunt65407: i wont make her type.. mark.. how'd she do it? Azure2600: cutting cheese Godzuki O: cutting chheese Godzuki O: provolone Azure2600: and no, thats not a euphimism Godzuki O: and i mwessed up the cheese MGunt65407: what kinda meds they put you on? Azure2600: well, shes awake Azure2600: so not vikoden Godzuki O: lidocanne and leukocytes Godzuki O: no rhars nor ir Godzuki O: nor rhe last one Azure2600: i didnt think so... Godzuki O: i have to ge ssome drink Godzuki O: be right bvaxk MGunt65407: she just whack off a few fingers or what? Azure2600: naw Azure2600: not maiming Azure2600: just cut the shit out of em Azure2600: ahhh fuck Azure2600: not not, no Godzuki O: im baxk Godzuki O: i didnr speel! Azure2600: right on MGunt65407: well, i found some Zovirax in the medicine cabinet today, so i'm scarred for life Godzuki O: mikey i got dtiches Godzuki O: speed racer is on Godzuki O: spritle wenr aaaaah MGunt65407: stiches? Godzuki O: and i laufhed Godzuki O: mm hmm Azure2600: hehehe Godzuki O: big oned MGunt65407: howmany? Opie311n: Netscape for AOL takes longer than AOL 4.0 Godzuki O: 5 on one dinfer Enigma0010: YOUR NUTS I WANT YOUR NUTS Azure2600: say, hows gizmo orin? Godzuki O: and 3 on rh orhwe one MGunt65407: awwwww MGunt65407: god Enigma0010: heehee MGunt65407: you got everything you need? Godzuki O: make he didnr go. we forgot to not feed him rhr nire vedoew Godzuki O: befoee Godzuki O: so he didnr go Godzuki O: mikey you arew sweret oops Godzuki O: im dine Godzuki O: jusr silly Azure2600: ahh Enigma0010: hello everybody Azure2600: goood Godzuki O: i cant goto sleep XIronskull: orin Godzuki O: on narcotics. Godzuki O: .;o"P Godzuki O: yes psrw? XIronskull: I dont think you got the good stuff Azure2600: she didnt Godzuki O: my ingers don huet MGunt65407: vikoden is mush more fun Azure2600: well Godzuki O: tjarts good. XIronskull: yeah XIronskull: thats good Azure2600: she'd be unconscious and drooling if she had vikoden Godzuki O: whars that one like? XIronskull: Mike: I got that with appendicitus XIronskull: I took 2. Enigma0010: what do you guys know about bsd/os XIronskull: so I got a whole bottle left Azure2600: it knocks you out Azure2600: or Azure2600: if in a smaller dosage Opie311n: what is likwid's screen name? Godzuki O: thats not fun Azure2600: well MGunt65407: makes you travel through time Azure2600: lets say that you got it Opie311n: 18 minutes left Azure2600: since you cut your fingers, your entire arm would go numb Caffiend99: opie, what speed modem do you have? Opie311n: what is Likwid's SN? Godzuki O: my fingers look like coen dogs wrapped in gauze Azure2600: its the fuckin shit Opie311n: 336 Opie311n: 33.6 Caffiend99: Do you connect to AOL at 33.6? Opie311n: sometimes Opie311n: most of the time it is 31200 Godzuki O: my left fingers aew like corndogs Caffiend99: I have a 33.6 too, but it only connect at 28.8 and sometimes even 26.4 Enigma0010: i got 56k and i connect at 31.6 Godzuki O: and my right fingers are like crayons Opie311n: hi enigma didn't see you there Enigma0010: hello again Godzuki O: i got a 56k and i connext at 56000 Opie311n: Does anyone else have Netscaoe for AOL? Enigma0010: you suck Azure2600: hush orin Godzuki O: hey wanna see somthin xool? Azure2600: some of us never get above 28800 Caffiend99: HOLY SHIT!!! Azure2600: err 28000 Enigma0010: sure Azure2600: fuck Opie311n: what? Azure2600: oh christ Azure2600: fuck it Caffiend99: I just saw this commercial about hackers Mikelshama: I have a 28.8 and connect at 38.4 Opie311n: 67% Opie311n: what did it say? Godzuki O: h3y m1$t3r s3xu3iry 4xp3r7 1f y0u'e3 s0 3lit3 h0w k0m3 y0j''r3 4lw4ys g3tt1ng 0wn3e by us$?$ Caffiend99: It had this guy at a computer with tatoos all over his body Azure2600: caffien, did you get an erection from it? Azure2600: eh? Opie311n: IBM has alot of them Godzuki O: i did good. Azure2600: howd you manage that orin? Godzuki O: im elite Caffiend99: and he said "Why do hacker spend all of their time trying to break into your computer?" Caffiend99: "For the same reasont hat we peirce our tounge" Caffiend99: That's funny as hell Godzuki O: thats stupid Azure2600: i'd say because they have small penises Caffiend99: It was for some company called Network Accosiates Godzuki O: mark i need my hair in a ponyrail again Godzuki O: it fell out Godzuki O: and irs in my mouf Azure2600: ooo Azure2600: you never heard my gay beauty school drop out voice did you orin? Opie311n: 71% of Netscape for AOL Godzuki O: no make mw a wav Azure2600: you got it MGunt65407: yay! senda me too? Caffiend99: Netscape for AOL? Azure2600: sure thing mike Zer0 Digit: Mac what happened? MGunt65407: punkrock Caffiend99: I thought they only had MSIE Enigma0010: brb Azure2600: punkrock girl! Godzuki O: mike you dont really like speel and wishkey do you? Opie311n: Does any one know where Master AOL is at on lithiumnode.com? MGunt65407: nope MGunt65407: dun do either :) Godzuki O: jusr you and mee punkeoxk fgiel Azure2600: we went into a resturant and orded hot tea but the waitress said that they only have it iced Opie311n: CAff: you can d/l netscape now Azure2600: so we got up on the table and shouted anarchy Caffiend99: phat! Godzuki O: punk rock hirl Caffiend99: where Caffiend99: ? Zer0 Digit: MacAg? Godzuki O: give me a xhancw Godzuki O: lets go slam danxw Godzuki O: oh thats hopeledd. Azure2600: then someone put on a beach boys song and it was california dreaming Opie311n: and you og on to yo SN and get on the internet, it isn't MSIE anymore its Netscape Godzuki O: mark likes DM. Opie311n: KW: netscape Godzuki O: fo maek go mark. Azure2600: so we said on a winters day Azure2600: hell jea orin Opie311n: 74% Azure2600: we are not a local band! we're from outer space! Godzuki O: i tapped her on the dhouleder and said do you hacw a beau Opie311n: Does anyone know where i can get MAster AOL at on Litiumnode.com?? Godzuki O: she lkooked at me and smiled and said she did not now Opie311n: 75% Godzuki O: you know whar woul;ks be funny? Il MxPx Il: I like the Dead Kennedys: Godzuki O: ands you like mxpx too Il MxPx Il: is my cock big enough Azure2600: its beach party vietnam, surfin with them viet congs, cooking hot dogs with napalm, beach party vietnam Azure2600: is my brain small enough Godzuki O: and i have a right to be mean ronite Azure2600: to make me a rock and roll star? Il MxPx Il: For u Godzuki O: cuz im on drugs Godzuki O: so im gfonna ve mean Azure2600: hell jea orin Il MxPx Il: TO make me a star Caffiend99: opie, what is the diff between 40 bit ssl and 128 bit ssl Godzuki O: mxpx is a buncha cxandy-ass crap Azure2600: mx, i havent seen that cd for at least a week, since i bought it Azure2600: erik's confiscated both give me convience or give me death and death rides a pale cow Opie311n: 79% Azure2600: suffice to say, hes gonna give em back tomorrow, else hes goin down Godzuki O: even in heavy sedarion, orin is a bitch Il MxPx Il: I hate MxpX, this is my neighbors acct. I watched him type his PW Opie311n: Super Mad Cow!! Godzuki O: elite Azure2600: we got a drug, we're gonna try it out on you Azure2600: wont make you die Caffiend99: opie, what is the diff between 40 bit ssl and 128 bit ssl? Opie311n: sure ULTI2A: Hello everyone Azure2600: just get you a lil bit sick ISDN Xavr: hey ultra Opie311n: i don't know ULTI2A: Hey Xavier Godzuki O: if h ieard the deasmilkmen eifhtr noe Caffiend99: which one did you dl? Godzuki O: i would laufh Opie311n: i clicked 128 Godzuki O: so hars Azure2600: got a head cold got cheast cold and its 3 days old goin on forever Opie311n: 81% MacAg: #METALSHOP ON DALNET Azure2600: make you hazy make you lazy for days and days and days and days and days and years Caffiend99: opie, did you get the 40 bit or the 128 bit? Opie311n: 128 Azure2600: orin, i love the dead milkem Azure2600: err Azure2600: milkmen Godzuki O: me too Il MxPx Il: Azure, have you heard of inquisition? Azure2600: 'but he doesnt know what the queers are doing to the soil!' MGunt65407: alright Azure2600: mx, thats on give me convience, i believe Godzuki O: stewart Godzuki O: i like you MGunt65407: who knows where a young man such as myself could get a tophat for less than 50 bucks Il MxPx Il: No the band Inquisition MGunt65407: i need me one Azure2600: but the important thing here is that you ask me what kinda car it is Azure2600: mx, nope Godzuki O: mikey Il MxPx Il: oh ok Azure2600: its a bitchin camaro! Il MxPx Il: im gone Godzuki O: dig up presenr linkoln Il MxPx Il: BOMB THE MALL Godzuki O: oops MGunt65407: hehe Godzuki O: presetend Godzuki O: oh fuxk it MGunt65407: heh MGunt65407: s'okay MGunt65407: i know where you were going with it :) Azure2600: i wanna get the beezlebubba album Godzuki O: ive got it Azure2600: :O Godzuki O: oh shir i have mail Godzuki O: whar should i do Opie311n: 85% Godzuki O: maek get 'eat youe paisley' Azure2600: hell jea Godzuki O: hi mavoc Azure2600: that came out the same year as frankenchrist Godzuki O: i mean jaxko Azure2600: you know that? Godzuki O: wha rmkaer? Hex Lord: Hi Orin Opie311n: BBL i am gonna run the Setup.exe file for netscape Godzuki O: how arw you jaxo? Azure2600: eat your paisley Opie311n: hi HEX Hex Lord: what the hell is wrong with you? Opie311n: bye HEX Azure2600: hex, nothing... Godzuki O: you mae me laugfh Hex Lord: Bye Opie Azure2600: what do you mean Hex Lord: Orin is having some manual dexterity problems Godzuki O: thereas nohin weronf wirh me Hex Lord: Ok.. Azure2600: hex Azure2600: uh Azure2600: no... Azure2600: shes just fine Godzuki O: yah whar he daid Godzuki O: im fine Azure2600: you been playing hendrix bootlegs to loud or somethin? Godzuki O: jado whar are you crazy Godzuki O: rherws norhinf wrong eith me Hex Lord: ITs a conspiracy.. I see Azure2600: my Hex Lord: Its a conspiracy by the lowest of the low Azure2600: hes fucked up tonight Hex Lord: the reds are coming Godzuki O: jacox whar the hell is wfongf wirh you? Hex Lord: they have come to put impurities into our precious bodily fluids Godzuki O: im missinf avour 398798 pinrs od vloods Hex Lord: Tell me, have you ever see a commie drink water? Azure2600: hex, yep Azure2600: but it looked like coffee Godzuki O: mike guwess whar i gfot Hex Lord: They drink vodka boy Hex Lord: Vodka is for them Godzuki O: sesame steeet bandaida MGunt65407: huh? MGunt65407: YES Hex Lord: They dont drink our water Hex Lord: You know why? Azure2600: of course not Hex Lord: Its the most vile communist plot ever to surface Azure2600: it doesnt have little peices of gorbachofs liver floating in it? Godzuki O: they gave me a tetanu s shot too but thrat didnt huer Godzuki O: it was a pussy shor Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION MGunt65407: i wonder what orin's voice sounds like on these analgesics... Azure2600: but i'm a crest kid! Hex Lord: Flouridation is a commie plot I'm tellin ya Godzuki O: nothign comapred to getting a shot inside a deep wound Godzuki O: got aol ralk? Hex Lord: is it all clear yet? MGunt65407: still fucked up Godzuki O: oh Godzuki O: i jus giggle los MGunt65407: make a wav? Enigma0010: does anyone know about bsd/os? Hex Lord: Its a plot to contaminate our precious bodily fluids Godzuki O: ok MGunt65407: yay! Godzuki O: whar do you wanr mw o say Azure2600: orin, send it my way too Godzuki O: of xouese MacAg: afk MGunt65407: "I'm not on lidocane, i'm enlightened!" Hex Lord: Dammit, doenst anyone SEE THAT?? Hex Lord: I swear Hex Lord: the commies have you all brainwashed Mikelshama: I see it! Godzuki O: i hope someonr is lofging thid because if thi s dedntly perrmantly Godzuki O: damafw me Caffiend99: there aren't enough h/p rooms on AOL Mikelshama: I am orin Godzuki O: i mifhr hink its dunny Mikelshama: you told me to a long time ago Azure2600: hex Godzuki O: that didnt make sines Godzuki O: sinus Godzuki O: sense Hex Lord: Yeah? Caffiend99: loging what? Azure2600: the commies brainwashed us all through punk rock Hex Lord: No no no no no Caffiend99: what's going on? Godzuki O: caffiedn m4m is an hp room Hex Lord: Floridation Hex Lord: I'm telling you Hex Lord: they put that shit in our water MGunt65407: Jim Morrison was a commie Hex Lord: its a plot Azure2600: then sent over their evil physics who carried floride in their bladders Hex Lord: to contaminate our precious bodily fluids Azure2600: and thus they pissed in our water supplies Azure2600: contaminating the nation Hex Lord: its desecreation to the highest! Hex Lord: Dammit Azure2600: defecation more like it Hex Lord: You're not understanding my boy Hex Lord: thats why I had to do it you see Azure2600: hex, yes i am Hex Lord: when the boys in washington hear about this Azure2600: the boys Hex Lord: they'll understand that it leads to only one conclusion Hex Lord: total commitment Azure2600: i'm so glad the nations run by people who call themselves the boys Hex Lord: theres nothing that they can do to stop my bombers now Hex Lord: the code is mine and mine alone ISDN Xavr: its mine.. alll mine Hex Lord: and they'll realize pretty damn quick Azure2600: hex, stop watching them dam sean connery movies Azure2600: christ Hex Lord: that their only option is total commitment Hex Lord: Dammit, Sean Connery wasnt in this movie Godzuki O: i cant spell youe names ISDN Xavr: sounds like your getting married Hex ISDN Xavr: commitment can be a wonderful thing Hex Lord: No fool Azure2600: orin, heres what you do Hex Lord: I used wing attack plan R Azure2600: copy my name and mikeys name Azure2600: from the chat room Hex Lord: its a failsafe Azure2600: into the mail document Azure2600: all using the mouse ISDN Xavr: ok.. Hex Lord: to that if the commies bomb washinton, they cant get away with it Azure2600: hex, what did you watch? Hex Lord: they get retailiation Azure2600: some low budget cold war movie? Hex Lord: Dr. Strangelove, silly Azure2600: o MacAg: #METALSHOP on dalnet unless your too pussy Azure2600: no comment MGunt65407: booy, is ewe smokin' tat dere crack cocaaaaine? ISDN Xavr: Hex.. you still back in the cold war days, huh? Hex Lord: I have a wav someplace of that guy who rides the bomb in the end Hex Lord: its awesome Hex Lord: Weeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Mikelshama: I hate communists too ISDN Xavr: hehe Azure2600: yea, he stole the lines i keep in the seems of my boxers Mikelshama: damn russians Azure2600: hey now Hex Lord: Damn flouridation Hex Lord: those dirty commies I nikita I: :*( Mikelshama: oops orin, some of the log got cut off Godzuki O: im havinf teoule Godzuki O: i mean teouible Godzuki O: mix rell her I nikita I: :::tucks 0rin into bed::: Godzuki O: i canr think foos Godzuki O: and my hand husrs Godzuki O: huers Godzuki O: damn Godzuki O: hurta Mikelshama: she cut her hand while cutting some cheese I nikita I: haha Godzuki O: i dond do well tonight Godzuki O: im on medixine Godzuki O: nic ji gfot stitxhes Godzuki O: rhey huer Godzuki O: hurt I nikita I: Oh no way? L0rDWeST: GOD lmao I nikita I: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww L0rDWeST: u mean I nikita I: :::faints:::: L0rDWeST: that Mikelshama: 5 stiches on her index finger 3 on her middle finger L0rDWeST: #rootcrew? Godzuki O: thna you miiixxk Hex Lord: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Com Hex Lord: Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all Mikelshama: your welcome Hex Lord: of our precious bodily fluids! Godzuki O: lord i 0wns ed youe channwl L0rDWeST: godzuki u mean #rootcrew on irc? I nikita I: Hex, stop watching Star Trek. Godzuki O: shur up P13ness: orin are you sober? Hex Lord: Star trek? ISDN Xavr: hahah nikita L0rDWeST: do u I nikita I: L0rD, is your life so pathetic that you actually care about that still? L0rDWeST: ???? Hex Lord: Dammit Godzuki O: andy im on narcotric painkillses L0rDWeST: lmao ISDN Xavr: sounds like he watched "The Hunt for Red October" L0rDWeST: u own #rootcrew L0rDWeST: haha L0rDWeST: that was never ou rroom Godzuki O: ands my fingers arw hurt Hex Lord: Its not the fucing hunt for fucking red fucking october Mikelshama: she cut her hand while cutting some cheese Hex Lord: its not fucking star fucking trek I nikita I: L0rD, who the FUCK CARES, ITS IRC. ITS NOT LIKE IT MATTERS IN LIFE. Hex Lord: its aFUCKING COMMIE FUCKING PLOT Godzuki O: and ir huets L0rDWeST: nikita L0rDWeST: FUCKING CHILLL L0rDWeST: WTF L0rDWeST: god dmamn Godzuki O: andy ij canr helpp ir L0rDWeST: i wasnt L0rDWeST: mad L0rDWeST: i was just asking I nikita I: 0rin, give Hex some of your drugs. ::) Hex Lord: TO IMPURIFY ALL OF OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS! Hex Lord: DAMMIT Godzuki O: i need them. Hex Lord: I SWEAR I nikita I: hex, doesn't water just do that? Hex Lord: This country is DOOMED! Godzuki O: its soylent geeen Hex Lord: Thats it! Hex Lord: You understand now! Godzuki O: its made od poeople Hex Lord: ITs FLOURIDATION I nikita I: The secret is in the water... Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION is the plot! L0rDWeST: damnit shaddup Hex Lord: You understand? Hex Lord: you ever see a commie drink water? Hex Lord: They dont drink it Hex Lord: they drink vodka ISDN Xavr: Hex.. we are gonna die!!! the commie's want to take over our country Mikelshama: hex, you don't need to worry about the water, worry about those damn seagulls ISDN Xavr: and our way of life Godzuki O: i rhiink rhat my medcine ifoin away Hex Lord: they drink PURE rainwater Mikelshama: they're the ones plotting to kill us I nikita I: They're going to put a biodisease in our water? wow. ::phears::: ISDN Xavr: we must form a army Godzuki O: my hand huetds Hex Lord: its not a biodisease! ISDN Xavr: one that can secretly attack the commies Hex Lord: You've been drinking it all yor life! ISDN Xavr: and we can take them before they can take us I nikita I: oh man. Hex Lord: Its FLOURIDE! Hex Lord: Dont you understand? NewtSamson: no its crest Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION ISDN Xavr: Hex.. lets kill the commies!!!!! L0rDWeST: heh I nikita I: Newt, Hex just declared that he's a homosexual. NewtSamson: damn reds L0rDWeST: hex is on ACID? Hex Lord: dammit nik Godzuki O: floried makedy oue teeh whitw jac0v Godzuki O: i mean jaxov Godzuki O: i mean jacob Hex Lord: you dont understand me at all L0rDWeST: hex= on shrooms? NewtSamson: HEY EVERYONE..HEY LA NIKITA I nikita I: Hex, no........it's more like, I'm not reading what you say. ISDN Xavr: Hex.. can we kill the commies now? Mikelshama: hex, go run into the wall really fast Hex Lord: it makes your teeth strong, thats what they TELL YOU I nikita I: allo newt. :) Hex Lord: THE COMMIES ARE KILLING US WITH IT! I nikita I: F? Godzuki O: mixk hi L0rDWeST: HEX=ON ACID and SHROOMS? Mikelshama: hey orin Hex Lord: Dammit I nikita I: They're going to kill us w/the F + H2O? NewtSamson: COMMIES ????WHAT IS THIS 1968 I nikita I: oh well. Hex Lord: They are poisoning us! Hex Lord: YES! L0rDWeST: DAMN RUSSKIES Hex Lord: Well L0rDWeST: Kill em all Hex Lord: Flouride Helix UO: HEX= On SOME REAAAAALLLLLYYYYY GOOOOODD ACID AND SHROOMS! L0rDWeST: i wish i was L0rDWeST: HELIX Hex Lord: Dammit I nikita I: hex, share what you have w/0rin. Godzuki O: no i like m;y ;;mec ine NewtSamson: LETS BOMB THEM LIKE WE BOMB HIROSHIMA AND NAGISAKI Hex Lord: dont you care about your loss of essence? Godzuki O: i harw drugs Rufffneck: ANDY Rufffneck: ANDy Rufffneck: ANDYYYYY Godzuki O: vur i like pinkillers ISDN Xavr: LETS KILL THE COMMIES!! L0rDWeST: DAMN RUSSKIES KILL THE commies! Godzuki O: nic i h;uet mysellllllf NewtSamson: DAMN RUSSIANS Rufffneck: god? I nikita I: CHARLIE**************!*!*!**!*!*!*!*! ::smoothers w/kisses:::: Rufffneck: who you? ISDN Xavr: NEWT.. IM PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF SECRET SERVICE NewtSamson: I KNOW A RUSSIAN WHOS ONLINE RIGHT NOW Hex Lord: Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the commanding general of ISDN Xavr: HEX WILL HAVE THE NUKE BUTTON Hex Lord: , uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34 B-52's of his Charlie000: NIC oxoxoxoxoxox Opie311n: hi newt I nikita I: 0rin, I know......... suck on your fingers. Hex Lord: Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise we Godzuki O: ruffneck ahhhhwar? Rufffneck: SUP CHARLIE? Rufffneck: who you? Godzuki O: im oein i mean orin Rufffneck: i'm nicky Hex Lord: were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the order called for the NewtSamson: WHO WANTS THE NAME OFF A COMMUNISIST Hex Lord: planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes are fully armed with nucl NewtSamson: SO WE CAN PUNT HIS COMMIE ASS Hex Lord: weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Godzuki O: nic i fant suck on rhm Hex Lord: Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; th Rufffneck: huh? Godzuki O: theyre in vandages Rufffneck: charlie? Hex Lord: quares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover NewtSamson: OHHHH DAMN HE IS OFFLINE NOW Hex Lord: within, uh, 25 minutes. Godzuki O: and havr strixehxs on rhem Mikelshama: banana scented bandages Rufffneck: what the fuck? Rufffneck: are ou on drugs? Charlie000: ruffneck what? Rufffneck: damn nigga all fucked up Godzuki O: mix tell her. Opie311n: {S lamer NewtSamson: Y0UR PROXY IS A COMMIE Godzuki O: hey vcaelie I nikita I: oh... well..... get someone to give you a massage to get your mind off it..... Mikelshama: she cut her hand while cutting some cheese Godzuki O: i mean vhatlie Rufffneck: ohhhh i keep thinkin you guys are talkin to me but another nic is in here huh? Mikelshama: and she got stiches Godzuki O: i men chaelie Charlie000: hey Orin Opie311n: {S morespam Mikelshama: and her fingers are the size of corndogs NewtSamson: HEY GODSUKI Opie311n: {S mickaol2 Charlie000: its ok orin I understood you the first time =) Godzuki O: how ae eou hxaelie? L0rDWeST: KILL THE RUSSIANS! Charlie000: hey ehx Mikelshama: opie, you must really like my indian voice Charlie000: hex NewtSamson: {sWEAPON L0rDWeST: NUKE THWE DAMN BASTARDS NewtSamson: HEY GODSUKI NewtSamson: WHERE IS COCISE Godzuki O: hi nwrt Godzuki O: cochise is u my ass Hex Lord: Hi Charlie Opie311n: oh is that why she isn't typing right? because she cut em'? NewtSamson: I THINK THE RUSSIANS HAVE COCISE Mikelshama: hey charlie Charlie000: I just did some leet java on my page NewtSamson: COCHISE Godzuki O: opie i am nor doin well Hex Lord: Hey charlie, do you usually drink distilled water? NewtSamson: THE COMMUNISTS HAVE COSCISE L0rDWeST: Damn russians Hex Lord: Or do you drink tap water? Charlie000: well not to leet but I am satisfied L0rDWeST: get in space Opie311n: oh, gte well soon L0rDWeST: before we do Godzuki O: i bet thi s is whaat crax is like Charlie000: hex distilled I wou;dn't touch tap water NewtSamson: THE COMMUNISTS HAVE COCHISE Mikelshama: so hex, are the dentists apart of the plot L0rDWeST: THIS IS CALLED L0rDWeST: ACID+SHROOMZ Caffiend99: who be TRiPPiN BaLLz? NewtSamson: MIKE Mikelshama: because they use fluoride L0rDWeST: afyter GOING TO THE DENTIST Hex Lord: Ok NewtSamson: ARE YOU COMMUNIST MIKE? L0rDWeST: cafiend RamzaVII: ANYONE WANNA JOIN A GROUP JUST IM ME L0rDWeST: hex lord is Hex Lord: Charlie, your the only one I can trust Opie311n: My babysiter, she i was 5, she was cuttin me watermelon and missed and cut her finger RIGHT Opie311n: off Mikelshama: I sure am Newt Mikelshama: I'm a russian ISDN Xavr: Hex.. do you ever goto the dentist? Hex Lord: Everyone else here is contaminated L0rDWeST: i thin Mikelshama: no wait, I'm Italian Godzuki O: opie it povsvly didnt huert Hex Lord: they are impure Mikelshama: but I'm a communist Godzuki O: when i cut it didnt hurt Opie311n: A peice of it was in the butcher knife she used to cut it with Hex Lord: thier essence is gone NewtSamson: HEY MIKE HAVE YOU GOT COCHISE IN YOUR BASEMENT AND ARE YOU BRAINWASHING HIM WITH COOKIES? Hex Lord: you know what I'm getting at? Godzuki O: rill rhey gave me thd shot Hex Lord: Charlie? Mikelshama: yep newt L0rDWeST: hex got ODED ON DENTIST medication ISDN Xavr: Hex.. do you goto the dentist? Godzuki O: then i stareted cryingf NewtSamson: NOOOOOO Caffiend99: is someone logging this? L0rDWeST: ISDN Opie311n: how many fingers, Orin? Caffiend99: it's funny Mikelshama: I am Hex Lord: CHARLIE? Godzuki O: i got 5 shots in my fingera NewtSamson: GODZUKI WE FOUND COCHISE Hex Lord: DAMMIT??? L0rDWeST: HEX GOT OVERDOSED on dentist pain killer Opie311n: hi caffiend Caffiend99: you get all of it so far? Hex Lord: DID THE COMMIES GET YOU?? Charlie000: hex what? Caffiend99: sup opie Hex Lord: Oh ok NewtSamson: COCHISE IS IN MIKES BASEMENT Hex Lord: Well, its this problem seee L0rDWeST: EX HELP ME THE COMMIES R HERE Hex Lord: the commies Mikelshama: a little bit of it got cut off Caffiend99: Mike, send it to me when he;s done rambling, plz Opie311n: Mike? who is mike? Charlie000: hehe NewtSamson: AND MIKE IS BRAINWASHING HIM WITH COOKIES Godzuki O: ths shots make me xcry Caffiend99: I missed alot of it Mikelshama: ok ok Hex Lord: The COMMUNIST PLOT! Hex Lord: TO CONTAMINATE OUR BODILY FLUIDS! Charlie000: ahh Charlie000: I see Hex Lord: And its all in one thing ISDN Xavr: L0rd.. i think Hex's Dad was a dentist, and like.. did something really bad to him as a kid Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION! NewtSamson: DAMN MIKE YOU INDIAN COMMIE RED BUDDA BATERD Hex Lord: Dont you see now? Charlie000: yep Godzuki O: floridartiopn Mikelshama: I'm italian not indian Charlie000: so so clearly now hex NewtSamson: ANTIDENTITE Mikelshama: I just sound indian Charlie000: =) Hex Lord: So you see why I did it Hex Lord: You understand Hex Lord: right? Charlie000: uhhuh Hex Lord: Gooooddd Godzuki O: ow ow ow NewtSamson: YOU BE KILLING COCHISE MIKE Hex Lord: Tell meCharlie L0rDWeST: ISDN I THINK HEXS DAD DROPPED HIM on his head and fed him flouride as a kid Godzuki O: ow ow ow ow ow Charlie000: ::steps back very slowly::: Hex Lord: Have you ever beena prisoner of war? Mikelshama: I kill no one Godzuki O: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow NewtSamson: WE DONT LIKE COMMIES HERE MIKE Godzuki O: omg oomf L0rDWeST: KILL DA DAMN COMMIES NewtSamson: COCHISE IS A PRISONER OF WAR Hex Lord: Charlie Hex Lord: Have you ever been a POW? NewtSamson: MIKE HAS COCHISE Charlie000: well depends on what you would consider war Godzuki O: hi jaxof NewtSamson: LETS KILL MIKE Mikelshama: I don't have cochise Godzuki O: i mean jacov Hex Lord: Hi Orim Godzuki O: i mean javox Hex Lord: I mean Prin NewtSamson: NEATO ELITO MUST LIVE ON Hex Lord: I mean Oein NewtSamson: I AM THE SON OF COCHISE AND GODZUKI Godzuki O: dont amkle dun od me Hex Lord: Well Charlie, you know Godzuki O: like rhe old ldy did Hex Lord: did they torture you? Charlie000: I have been held prisoner for a while NewtSamson: MOMMY ORIN HOW ARE YOU Charlie000: and yeah there was torture Godzuki O: newr xoxohise can kiss my ass. Hex Lord: Did you talk? P13ness: deadend is a k-rad room Godzuki O: i men ocochiise Charlie000: wan't aloud to Hex Lord: Did you spill secrets to the enemy? Godzuki O: hi anay Hex Lord: Ahh Charlie000: nope Godzuki O: i mean ansy NewtSamson: GODZUKI WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO COCHISE Godzuki O: andy Opie311n: WHO is mike??? P13ness: grrr P13ness: you almost called me anal Hex Lord: thats just what Mandrake said Godzuki O: i smoke his craack. P13ness: and pansy Opie311n: hi andy NewtSamson: MIKE IS MIKELANDA Charlie000: they tried to get me to say something incriminating Hex Lord: The thing is P13ness: hola opie Charlie000: but I didnt Godzuki O: im soeey ij canr help ir. NewtSamson: SHAMA Hex Lord: they are going to want that code Caffiend99: How do I keep a mail as new from my Filing Cabinet? Mikelshama: mikelanda? Opie311n: oh mikelshama Hex Lord: to recall the bombers NewtSamson: YEAH Charlie000: yep Godzuki O: ohoe arw you andy? Charlie000: hey ANdy Hex Lord: but I dont know how I can stand up to torture Opie311n: mikel, cochise is in your basement P13ness: I'm ok NewtSamson: WHERE IS COCHISE HAS HE GONE RED ALONG WITH MIKE Mikelshama: no P13ness: how are you orin P13ness: ? P13ness: hye charles Opie311n: {S mickaol3} ^ Charlie000: hex its almost all psychological Mikelshama: I don't have cochise!!! Opie311n: oh Hex Lord: I think its best if I let this secret die with me Godzuki O: im nort vcery foos NewtSamson: YES AND MIKE IS FEEDING HIM COOKIES Godzuki O: i mean ood Charlie000: you have to beet it with your mind ISDN Xavr: Hex.. just dont get caught and held prisoner.. kill yourself before you give the code Hex Lord: I think I should let my deeds be done ISDN Xavr: that way the commies will never win Hex Lord: and the commies die with me Hex Lord: its a noble thing to do Mikelshama: hex, the commies will always live Godzuki O: i mean iiim nor versssa good Hex Lord: those that survive will be thankful Opie311n: >>>>> do you pronounce cochise as co-cheese?? <<<<< Mikelshama: hail Karl Marx Hex Lord: they will feel what I have done ISDN Xavr: hahaha Hex Lord: they will feel the purity of essence NewtSamson: MIKE HAS KILLED COCHISE..AND MADE HIM INTO THE COOKIES HE SERVES US..... Godzuki O: hail richard marex NewtSamson: SOLENT GREEN IS COCHISE NewtSamson: SOLENT GREEN IS COCHISE Hex Lord: that comes with non flouridated water Hex Lord: newt you assblaster Hex Lord: shut up NewtSamson: THATS FUNNY NewtSamson: YOU SHUT UP Hex Lord: You have no clue what the hell you are talking about L0rDWeST: ISDN I WISH i had the shit he IS ON Opie311n: Cochise = co-cheese Hex Lord: you shmuck ISDN Xavr: L0 Opie311n: ?? NewtSamson: SOLENT GREEN IS A MOVIE ISDN Xavr: rd RcKrS RuL: hey lord you on IRC ISDN Xavr: i know L0rDWeST: nope Hex Lord: Its spells Soylent, shmuck NewtSamson: WHERE THEY MADE PEOPLE INTO BEEF PATTIES RcKrS RuL: ok Hex Lord: Soylent green NewtSamson: SO I SAID THAT MIKE MADE COCHISE INTO A COOKIE L0rDWeST: now i am Hex Lord: I know about the movie L0rDWeST: rcks L0rDWeST: RCKS L0rDWeST: I AM NOW Opie311n: How do you pronounce cochise?? NewtSamson: AND I SAID SOLENT GREEN IS COCHISE Hex Lord: But it has nothing to do with the REAL PLOT NewtSamson: THATS FUNNY P13ness: orin what's wrong? L0rDWeST: #hakers Hex Lord: THE REAL PLOT! Hex Lord: ITS OUT THERE Godzuki O: andy i huer myself Hex Lord: ITS EVERYWHERE! L0rDWeST: KILL THE DAMN COMMIE' Godzuki O: and im hurting Charlie000: yep ISDN Xavr: you know what would be truely funny.. if Godzuki gets signed off.. he may never Godzuki O: and on medicina Hex Lord: TO CONTAIMNATE AND IMPURIFY OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS! NewtSamson: COMMIES ARE MIKES SEX TOYS ISDN Xavr: beable to type his password correctly ISDN Xavr: to get back on Mikelshama: she cut her fingers while cutting some cheese Godzuki O: isdn i am nor a he Opie311n: YO, how do you pronounce cochise?? @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ISDN Xavr: sorry.. she NewtSamson: COCHISE IS GOD Godzuki O: im tired oof talkinf vou rt thisd Hex Lord: AAARRRGHGHGH NewtSamson: NEATO ELITO Hex Lord: Charlie, talk to me! Charlie000: just to take someone's time could someone goto members.aol.com/charlie000/ Hex Lord: Dammit! Godzuki O: andy i have stivcxhes and big cuts in my finges Hex Lord: Dammit charlie! Godzuki O: and ir bled P13ness: ouch Charlie000: and see if my little menu thingy works P13ness: why? P13ness: how did you get cut? NewtSamson: I WILL CHARLIE Hex Lord: Your the only one whos pure! Charlie000: hex I am with you all the way man L0rDWeST: SON OF A BITCH Hex Lord: PURITY OF ESSENCE Godzuki O: 5 in rhis finger Godzuki O: and 3 in rhis finger Godzuki O: i cu myseld NewForce: *** New Force is now accepting members! IM me if you are interested in joining! *** Hex Lord: So you know what must be done?? NewForce: *** New Force is now accepting members! IM me if you are interested in joining! *** Godzuki O: and im onn narcotivcs now. L0rDWeST: HEX WHAT R U ON? Charlie000: and also when you are there if the bud animated gif is working Godzuki O: cuz ir hurts P13ness: damn orin P13ness: what were you doing when you cut yourself?? L0rDWeST: PLEASE HEX I MUST KNO WHAT U R ON Godzuki O: makinf dinner Godzuki O: geilled cvheesed Godzuki O: i cut the cheese L0rDWeST: I NEED IT RcKrS RuL: hex got any more man L0rDWeST: HEH Godzuki O: an trhe knifw L0rDWeST: i NEED THAT P13ness: owwww RcKrS RuL: whatever hex is on i want some L0rDWeST: what is it? Godzuki O: ir was a 13 inch knifw ISDN Xavr: everytime Godzuki says cut the cheese.. i find it more and more funny Godzuki O: it slipped ISDN Xavr: i dunno why Godzuki O: and i daaaawthe bone Godzuki O: and rhen i messed dinner up NewtSamson: GODZUKI IS MY WOMAN Godzuki O: and wwwe had ro trhewow the cheese away Godzuki O: shur up nwesr ISDN Xavr: cause it had blood all over it, right? P13ness: "DAMNIT KID CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? YOU GOT BLOOD IN THE CHEESE!!" NewtSamson: GOD WHATS UP Godzuki O: and rhen i wanr top the hospiral P13ness: -orin's dad Helix UO: GoodNight Everybody got school soon Helix UO: (6hrs or sumthin) NewtSamson: <<<<<<? Godzuki O: no it iidsnf Godzuki O: i ll get in teouble Mikelshama: sure it is orin P13ness: Newt, quit macking NewtSamson: NIKITA DO YOU LIKE COOKIES? Mikelshama: you have an excuse don't you Godzuki O: but, i cant drive there and i cant walk around P13ness: you're such a pimp NewtSamson: MIKE IS LONELY I nikita I: i'm 20 and love cookies, now go away. Charlie000: andy buts its a funny animation though istn't it I nikita I: -idle Godzuki O: ill fall Charlie000: aww Charlie000: nic NewtSamson: ARE YOU SINGLE NIKITA P13ness: you'll get in trouble for not going to school when you're wounded? P13ness: wtf? Charlie000: wtf? Godzuki O: my shool is srupis Godzuki O: ill fall down id i go NewtSamson: YOURPROXY IS SINGLE GET IN TOUCH WITH MIN HE NEEDS A WOMAN Charlie000: andy? P13ness: oh Godzuki O: too many srteps P13ness: yea it's funny P13ness: sorry I was talking to too many ppl at once P13ness: :) Godzuki O: and people dont care if they push you over P13ness: my brain isn't multitasking Charlie000: see its worth the 20 mins wait =P Charlie000: eheh its ok P13ness: fsck /dev/brain NewtSamson: WE SHOULD EDIT THE PIC OF COCHISE ON NETO ELITO AND MAKE IT INTO A Have YOU SEEN ME SIGN Charlie000: I am in ms dos mode now to Charlie000: =) P13ness: my brain's in real mode instead of protected mode :/ ESSBandit: people..... meet Ice .... Ice meet people hehehe Charlie000: no multitasking and no practical use NewtSamson: MISSING SINCE 2/23/98 COCHISE P13ness: so it's limited to 1 task and only a tiny bit of memory Godzuki O: what mode am i in? Byte Edgy: heh..thnx zero Godzuki O: im in windows 95 ESSBandit: hehe Charlie000: \=) Godzuki O: on a 486dx66 NewtSamson: LAST SEEN WITH GODZUKI Godzuki O: wirh 8 mgs of ram P13ness: orin thas protected mode Charlie000: pore orinragious NewtSamson: I THINK GODZUKI MURDERED COCHISE Godzuki O: and a 100mg hard drive' Godzuki O: that mean that im slow, andy. Godzuki O: i hate cochiae NewtSamson: DID YOU KILL HIM? BMcLaugh74: ::Shocked:: Godzuki O: i sold his xompurwe for crasck. NewtSamson: DID YOU GIVE HIS CORSPE TO MIKE TO MAKE HIM INTO A COOKIE Mikelshama: crack is good Godzuki O: newrsshurup P13ness: I installed win95 on my brother's computer with a 486sx/33 with 4mb ram P13ness: <- mean :) Godzuki O: mick Mikelshama: yes? Godzuki O: rwll him what i said NewtSamson: WHAT ABOUT NEATO ELITO IS THAT STILL GOING ON? BMcLaugh74: im assuming were talking bout cheese Charlie000: wow Mikelshama: ok, Newt, Shutup Charlie000: ndy Charlie000: umm Charlie000: you suck =P NewtSamson: OR IS THE NEATO ELITO OVER P13ness: muahahah Godzuki O: bmc whoare you NewtSamson: HEXLORD WHERE ARE YOU Mikelshama: bmc=HackerzInc BMcLaugh74: correct Godzuki O: oh fun BMcLaugh74: P13ness: BM = butt monkey NewtSamson: HEZLORD Charlie000: andy don't you feel all giddy inside when a script or a program works right NewtSamson: PEZLORD Godzuki O: bm = vowel mobement P13ness: yeah charlie NewtSamson: PEZ BMcLaugh74: no, every1 knows BM =bowel movement NewtSamson: I LIKE PEZ Godzuki O: mox Godzuki O: my fingers itch P13ness: but charlie, my scripts and programs ALWAYS work right Godzuki O: make them stop P13ness: ahhh ahhahahaha Charlie000: but I need to change the color of the text before the menu options NewtSamson: WE SHOULD GET A PEZ DISPENSER WITH COCHISE'S FACE ON IT BMcLaugh74: what did he do, orin P13ness: :x Godzuki O: hea a loswer Godzuki O: mix make my fdinger s stop itrxhinf Charlie000: heheh andy of course all of ours do on about the 400000000 try Charlie000: =) BMcLaugh74: heard that part, but for which reason P13ness: hehe Hex Lord: DAmmit Hex Lord: you are all doomed Opie311n: Callin' all yall its sabotage, Callin' all yall its sabotage, i know you planned it officer NewtSamson: HEY HEX Hex Lord: and you have no fucking clue P13ness: my programs always work right by the time my boss sees them :) Opie311n: arrest this one BMcLaugh74: FUCKING mouse, cant believe my left mouse button wont work Charlie000: yep haha Mikelshama: I don't know how to make them stop itching Hex Lord: the commies are killing you all NewtSamson: LETS KILL THE COMMIES HEX Hex Lord: and you have not a fucking clue Charlie000: and thats all that counts Godzuki O: fine them mec Hex Lord: newt, shut up Caffiend99: Can someone plz help me with Master AOL? Opie311n: BEastie Boys kick ass NewtSamson: HEX YOU AND ME Hex Lord: you are all doomed Hex Lord: Dammit NewtSamson: COFFIEND I CAN HELP Mikelshama: switch the buttons BMC from left to right BMcLaugh74: wait, i can just reverse the buttons to a 'left handed' setup HackUnix 1: 8) NewtSamson: MASTER AOL Opie311n: MAster AOL SUCKS~~!! IT didn't work for me Hex Lord: Hey HU, do you drink tap water? Godzuki O: looks id hackunix Mikelshama: yes that is what I said BMc BMcLaugh74: right mick, just thought of it I nikita I: Caff, that's not a question for this type of run, gesh. Hex Lord: Or only distilled water? Mikelshama: hehe Godzuki O: hows ir goin, haxk? BMcLaugh74: heh NewtSamson: MY NAME IS JERRY JONES Charlie000: I didn't want a hole lot of stuff showing on my home page I don't know why I just didn't so Hex Lord: Dammit man Caffiend99: Newt, Basically, I just want to know what it does, and the basics on how to use it Charlie000: I made that java script to make that menuy BMcLaugh74: .....my right mouse button just started workin, otherwise woulda done it sooner NewtSamson: I LIVE AT 8888, NW 66 ST Hex Lord: I gotta know Charlie000: I like it HackUnix 1: Hex : no, i drink perrie i think thats how you spell it. Mikelshama: oh Hex Lord: perrier Hex Lord: Ok BMcLaugh74: im gonna bang my mouse around some more, thatll get teh left one to work NewtSamson: COME OVER MY HOUSE CAFFIEND ILL SHOW YOU HOW it works Charlie000: NIC Mikelshama: spend 30 dollars and buy a new mouse HackUnix 1: yeah, thanks. Hex Lord: You're the only one I can trust then BMcLaugh74: or ge tthe right one to stop working again NewtSamson: (WINK) I nikita I: CHARLIE HackUnix 1: Hex : ok, why? Charlie000: :::blinks:: HackUnix 1: :) Godzuki O: in eed to go now Hex Lord: Do you realize whats right under our noses? BMcLaugh74: well, since its 2am, and my mouse stopped working at 1am, i havent had a chance yet Caffiend99: Newt, cmon man, plz HackUnix 1: boogers? Hex Lord: The most sinister and vile communist plot ever to disgrace this nation Godzuki O: jaxobv i need to go now Opie311n: bye orin Hex Lord: thats what I nikita I: Charlie, I'm checking out the 3com Networking Certification. Hex Lord: bye Orin HackUnix 1: Hex : and that is? NewtSamson: JUST STICK IT UP YOUR BUTT, AND ASK IT TO WORK Charlie000: aww Godzuki O: bye bye nic ihavwe o go now Charlie000: nice Mikelshama: oh bye orin Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION Godzuki O: and vharlie and mixk BMcLaugh74: later orin Hex Lord: You understand what I'm getting at? Caffiend99: jesus man, you don't gotta be an asshole about it I nikita I: bye 0rin. :( :( :( Godzuki O: im nor ffeeling erll. HackUnix 1: nikita : i will lick your nuts if you get a 3com cert. j/k that shit is easy. Opie311n: bye orin Caffiend99: If you don't know anything about it, then just say so Charlie000: g'night orin? NewtSamson: NOOO ITS UP YOUR BUTT HEHEHEHE I nikita I: hack, um.......I'm a girl you fucking moron. Godzuki O: gooduknifh chaelie Hex Lord: The commies have put flouridation at work for year Hex Lord: s HackUnix 1: Hex : ok. what about the people who drink water with ice? NewtSamson: {s WEAPON1 P13ness: what? girls don't have nuts?? Godzuki O: nic NewtSamson: {S WEAPON Caffiend99: there sure are a lot of immature people on AOL Hex Lord: they are contaminating our bodiliy fluids Godzuki O: bye Mikelshama: I'll email you this log later orin BMcLaugh74: hey nik NewtSamson: {s WEAPON1 Opie311n: caffiend: whats your problem with MAster aol? Charlie000: I can't wait for this damn company to look at my site so I can take down that stupid pop up Charlie000: window Hex Lord: they are rendering our citizens impure BMcLaugh74: you would think your SN would clue hackunix in NewtSamson: {S WEAPON1 HackUnix 1: Hex : no-ther country uses flouridation? P13ness: night orin Caffiend99: None really, just wanted an overview of it Hex Lord: dont you understand? Godzuki O: byebye micx Mikelshama: bye Godzuki O: oh foosnifhr andy I nikita I: "HackUnix 1: nikita : i will lick your nuts" <- ohhhhhh baby please do. Caffiend99: like what it is used for and shit HackUnix 1: hex : yea..... Hex Lord: Have you ever seen a commie drink water? HackUnix 1: nikita : ok. :) *slurp* NewtSamson: YEAH Hex Lord: They dont Mikelshama: yes hex P13ness: what orin? Charlie000: kinky nic BMcLaugh74: BRB NewtSamson: I HAVE Godzuki O: immean oognight anfy NewtSamson: WATER Hex Lord: Vodkas thier drink Charlie000: g'night orin HackUnix 1: Hex : they drink beer. Opie311n: hold up Caffiend HackUnix 1: :) Hex Lord: those commie bastards ESSBandit: PEOPLE!! NewtSamson: COMMIES P13ness: oh ok goodnight :) Godzuki O: ill be lonely if i leavw Caffiend99: IM me, the text is scrollin fast in here NewtSamson: MIKE IS A COMMIE Hex Lord: poisoning our women and children ESSBandit: meet Byte Edgy Caffiend99: I'm not ghosted anymore Hex Lord: poisoning us all NewtSamson: CAGFFIEND IS A COMMIE HackUnix 1: personally i`d rather drink water ,than get liver shit. Hex Lord: robbing us of our essence Godzuki O: oh wrell Godzuki O: goodddddnight Hex Lord: dont drink tap water! Hex Lord: Dont you see? NewtSamson: ID NEVER DRINK THE WATER IN RUSSIA Hex Lord: The commies! HackUnix 1: dude, shit floats in tap water. HackUnix 1: :) Hex Lord: Its a plot! HackUnix 1: i would never drink that shit. NewtSamson: I WOULD RATHER DRINK MY OWN PI PI HackUnix 1: i let my dog drink that shit. Hex Lord: Good good Hex Lord: Well Hex Lord: Its bad for your dog HackUnix 1: Newt : you can drink mine. HackUnix 1: Hex : oh well...... NewtSamson: MY DOG IS A MAN'S MAN Hex Lord: You see, the commies have been doing this to us HackUnix 1: he's lost anywas. HackUnix 1: :) NewtSamson: NO SORRY BMcLaugh74: any1 know why Orin was pretending not to be able to type Hex Lord: THATS WHY I had to resort to what I did Mikelshama: she cut her fingers Hex Lord: THATS WHY I needed wing attack plan R NewtSamson: I DO ABOUT ORIN Hex Lord: Dont you understand? Mikelshama: while cutting some cheese Hex Lord: Do you see? Hex Lord: Are you with me? HackUnix 1: i`m gunna go play my starcraft. HackUnix 1: i love you hex, Hex Lord: Dammit HackUnix 1: bye. BMcLaugh74: but the keys she were messing up on were completely across the keyboard Mikelshama: she wasn't pretending NewtSamson: ORIN BASICALLY WAS FINGERING HERSELF Hex Lord: The commies got him Hex Lord: Fuck Mikelshama: her fingers are swollen Hex Lord: i'm the only one left Charlie000: umm hackerz was it philip or phil or hmm I can't rememebr NewtSamson: THE KEYS STARTED STICKING BMcLaugh74: like she wrote Micx instead of nick, 'x' is nowhere near 'k' Caffiend99: Opie, IM me Mikelshama: she had to get 5 stiches on her index finger and 3 on her middle BMcLaugh74: nick=mick Hex Lord: son of a bitch.. Hex Lord: argh Mikelshama: she had bandages on too Hex Lord: we are all doomed Hex Lord: WE ARE ALL FUCKING DOOMED! Charlie000: oh I was way off Hex Lord: Well Hex Lord: I'm going now BMcLaugh74: well, those are pretty damn big fingers if she hit x instead of k NewtSamson: MIKE LOVES TO EAT GODZUKI'S CHEESE GRATED FINGERS Hex Lord: the end of the world is near MacAg: Hey everyone, SlimDaPimp doesn't have aol anymore BMcLaugh74: wow, the infamous....Mac. what do ya say Hex Lord: so farewell, my fellow patriots NewtSamson: COMMIE Charlie000: hackerz well she is pretty doped up right now to NewtSamson: COMMIE Hex Lord: farewell to all those who have been poisoned by the evils of FLOURIDATION! NewtSamson: COMMINISM IS SOCIALISM MacAg: infamous, I prefer NOTORIUS BMcLaugh74: ahhhhh, i've never liked girl hackers for the most part anyways Hex Lord: FAREWELL TO ALL! ESSBandit: Mac!!! MacAg: the NOTORIOUS ESSBandit: my comp froze NewtSamson: AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT Hex Lord: AAAAAAAGAGAGGGHHHH BMcLaugh74: no no no Mac, notorious belongs to b.I.G. i think Mikelshama: oh yeah I forgot to say she was on medicine NewtSamson: AHGAHAHAHAHHAA Opie311n: BrB Hex Lord: Newt, fuck you NewtSamson: ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC MacAg: the notorious M.A.C. NewtSamson: HEX WHY DID WE EVER START FIGHTING EACH OTHER...WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS Mikelshama: hex, is newt bothering you? BMcLaugh74: heh BMcLaugh74: mac, where ya been? NewtSamson: I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR FRIEND TO MIKE Caffiend99: newt is bothering everyone I nikita I: ......la la la........ MacAg: Newt, are you still trying to get in Demi's pants? Mikelshama: I guess no one likes newt NewtSamson: I WANT TO BE EVERYONE FRIEND NewtSamson: I LOVE DEMI I nikita I: :::yanks off Newt's CAPLOCK key and swallows it::: NewtSamson: DEMI IS MY GIRL NewtSamson: I ALREADY HAVE slepped with demi Opie311n: LoL Mikelshama: you don't know whats been on that capslock key Mikelshama: spit it out! MacAg: too bad she wont be your girlfriend NewtSamson: demi is fun BMcLaugh74: im gonna put a self destruct key where Newts caps lock key is ESSBandit: #Metalshop , Dalnet I nikita I: There's going to be more on it when it comes out my ass. NewtSamson: hey give me back my capslock Mikelshama: oh yeah BMcLaugh74: or maybe a panic button NewtSamson: mike help Mikelshama: no NewtSamson: there got it back NewtSamson: HI NewtSamson: IM BACK BABY NewtSamson: LALALALALLA HELLO BMcLaugh74: newt, youve never been this lame before tonight, what happened Mikelshama: newt is always like this NewtSamson: i GOT A DATE...i'M HAPPY THATS ALL BMcLaugh74: not this bad BMcLaugh74: mom finally said yes, huh newt BMcLaugh74: :D NewtSamson: I'M GOING ON A DATE ON FRIDAY NIGHT NewtSamson: NO A GIRL FROM SCHOOL NewtSamson: ;) BMcLaugh74: like i said, mom Mikelshama: you're mom still goes to school? NewtSamson: I'M REALLY HAPPY Opie311n: haha NewtSamson: BUT I'LL CALM DOWN NOW NewtSamson: JUST JUMPY NewtSamson: NERVOUS BMcLaugh74: hehe, i could go like this till 5am....but i dont feel like doing mama jokes right now NewtSamson: LAUGH WHATS UP? BMcLaugh74: AFW, on the net...IM me to talk MacAg: Newt, are you going to take porn pics of her and spread them on the net NewtSamson: BMC WHATS UP NewtSamson: NOOOOO BMcLaugh74: whats down newt NewtSamson: I RESPECT WOMEN MacAg: bullshit NewtSamson: I DO NewtSamson: I'M STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I DO