JnCo G: my first hack was somone else...
Mikelshama: ok I'm logging it now
Godzuki O: i am lauhing
JnCo G: heh
Godzuki O: ii hatee pain killses
Godzuki O: killersa
Godzuki O: mic my fingers huet
Mikelshama: I hate pain killers
JnCo G: well the best sure is laughter
IILiKWiDlI: Hey.. ie316.proxy.aol.com
Azure2600: there we are
ChEmSlAyEr: does anybody know how to activate pagers?
Godzuki O: hi afain maek#$$#@
Azure2600: okay, to those who care
Godzuki O: i mean hi afain maek
Mikelshama: hi again mark$%@$%
JnCo G: sure=cure
Mikelshama: I mean hi again mark
IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, you go pay.
ChEmSlAyEr: illigaly i meen
Azure2600: i might not be back for a few days after this
Godzuki O: why not
Mikelshama: I don't need to translate that
JnCo G: duh...
Azure2600: good chance my mother'll punish me nicely for my D- in history
Godzuki O: i dont need to teanslarte rhat
Azure2600: ::shrugs::
IILiKWiDlI: Hmm.. You have to have a machine to read the crystal, ChEm,
otherwise, you cant.
Godzuki O: im soeey maek
Azure2600: orin, i know what your saying
Mikelshama: its alright
Azure2600: no translation needed
JnCo G: i got an A- in history =)
Godzuki O: email me whrn you sxome vaxk
ChEmSlAyEr: what crystal?
Godzuki O: oops
IILiKWiDlI: There is a crystal in the pager.
IILiKWiDlI: Its silver.
Mikelshama: email me when you come back
IILiKWiDlI: Look.
Godzuki O: i xant type
ChEmSlAyEr: fuck
Azure2600: alrightie mike
ChEmSlAyEr: how can you get the machine
Mikelshama: no no I'm orin
ChEmSlAyEr: or make it or can you?
Mikelshama: I'm orin translater
IILiKWiDlI: Its on the .. left side.
Mikelshama: orin's
Godzuki O: my fingers dwwll woem
Godzuki O: worm
Godzuki O: warm
Il Lux ll: wormmmmmm
Opie311n: i am back
IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, you can, But it is ALOT more expensive than just paying for
service.
Azure2600: i know what orin sez
Mikelshama: my fingers feel warm
Opie311n: BrB
IILiKWiDlI: Somewhere in the $9000 area.
ChEmSlAyEr: i dont have it yet i was just wondering of i could cuz i would
buy it
ChEmSlAyEr: ok that is a bitch
IILiKWiDlI: Yeah.
XIronskull: Marc!!!
XIronskull: #metalshop on dalnet
Il Lux ll: petey!
Il Lux ll: k
Azure2600: brb
Godzuki O: my fingera aew ths size od coendogs
IILiKWiDlI: Hey Look. Its Marc.
Godzuki O: swlooen
ChEmSlAyEr: if i wanted that i would have to actualy go into the busines of
doing it
Il Lux ll: sup Lik
Godzuki O: swollenb
Mikelshama: corndogs? thats pretty big
IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, exactly.
ChEmSlAyEr: and i cant afford 9000dollards
ChEmSlAyEr: dollars
IILiKWiDlI: ..I dont think any of us can.
ChEmSlAyEr: when i become a rich bastard i will
IILiKWiDlI: heh..
Mikelshama: I don't want to be rich
ChEmSlAyEr: i want to be wealthy not rich
Mikelshama: I like to be a reject
Mikelshama: and have everyone not like me
ChEmSlAyEr: ahh fuck it i wanna be rich
Godzuki O: theyr coendofs
Godzuki O: i just made my mom scaewd
Godzuki O: i started laufhinf
ChEmSlAyEr: why godzuki?
Godzuki O: and she sakd me id i was ok
IILiKWiDlI: how the hell do I use an invoke?
MacAg: LiKWiD, which spirit are you evoking?
IILiKWiDlI: Humm.
IILiKWiDlI: no.
IILiKWiDlI: not that.
Mikelshama: I almost cut a peice of my thumb off once
IILiKWiDlI: master.aol invokes.
Godzuki O: my 10 pinrs of lost blood
Godzuki O: mixk how arwe you
Mikelshama: it healed
Mikelshama: and it is still there
Azure2600: mmm
Godzuki O: i vir off the tip of my tongue
Azure2600: nothing like a poptart
Godzuki O: whar kind maek?
Azure2600: cherry
ChEmSlAyEr: toaster strudals
Azure2600: with frosting
Godzuki O: i feel ea reraeeded
ChEmSlAyEr: toaster strudals are better
Godzuki O: retadeded
Mikelshama: you bit it a piece of it off?
Mikelshama: completely off?
XIronskull: mark
Godzuki O: yes and i swallowes ir
XIronskull: i live off that shit man
Azure2600: orin, we'll take you over to a warez room
Mikelshama: ouch
Azure2600: pete, hell jea
XIronskull: Orin
XIronskull: just say your drunk
Opie311n: LIKWID: what is the site you got it from?
Godzuki O: ils dit fit eifh right in
Azure2600: i finish off 8 packs in an hour
XIronskull: people will just smile and nod at you
Charlie000: no way pop tartes are a lot better than strudals
Godzuki O: dtrunk
XIronskull: good call charlie
Mikelshama: hell yeah charlie
IILiKWiDlI: Opie, the codes?
Godzuki O: hi xharlie afain
IILiKWiDlI: the invokes?
Charlie000: tank you
Zer0 Digit: Petey I found a vbx that will do it
Zer0 Digit: but its comlicated
Charlie000: hey oxin
Charlie000: =)
IILiKWiDlI: heh
Zer0 Digit: complicated
ChEmSlAyEr: fuck that... strudals are better. you have real frosting
Godzuki O: done make din of me
Opie311n: No, master AOL
IILiKWiDlI: Opie, lithiumnode.com why?
Mikelshama: its harder to make strudels
Charlie000: likwid I am telling you that master aol is a waste of your time
Opie311n: LIkwid ^
ChEmSlAyEr: actualy caffeine is the best drug ever
Godzuki O: sreudelss aew greasy
IILiKWiDlI: Charlie, why is that?
Godzuki O: and spensice
Mikelshama: I know
Godzuki O: /:P
Opie311n: becaue i was wondering what Master AOL was for a while
Godzuki O: xool
Godzuki O: i mde a smiley
Charlie000: it was used when during 2.5 and before when they used to give out
tokens
Godzuki O: :O\
Mikelshama: hehe
Charlie000: its not inuse anymore
Godzuki O: ohs ihr
IILiKWiDlI: Hmm.. Well.. Im using it right now, and im using invokes.. and
shit.
ChEmSlAyEr: is master aol gay?
IILiKWiDlI: its pretty neat.
Godzuki O: mixk how arw you?
IILiKWiDlI: just to look around with.
Godzuki O: hell o mixkeal
Godzuki O: and mixk i mean mizk
Charlie000: likwid yeah the invokes to get to places still work but its just
like kw
Godzuki O: oops
IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, its hard to understand.
Mikelshama: yes?
Godzuki O: mickel
Charlie000: green still works but its useless
Mikelshama: you can call me Michael too
Mikelshama: I don't care
Godzuki O: juae sayinf hi
ChEmSlAyEr: what is it like?
Opie311n: LIKWID i have 3 pages full of invokes
Mikelshama: hi
Opie311n: excpet they are at my dads
IILiKWiDlI: really? canyou send them?
Godzuki O: hello
Mikelshama: hey
ChEmSlAyEr: what is master aol like?
Charlie000: I used to use master aol but they stoped useing tokens
Charlie000: so there went the use of master aol
IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, it makes a * menu next to the File menu
MacAg: #METALSHOP on DALNET <~~ go there unless your a pussy
Godzuki O: how am i sposied to get somrthing to ftink?
Godzuki O: im thiesty
ChEmSlAyEr: and that is used for....?
Azure2600: orin
Godzuki O: i cna hold a xup
Azure2600: you can have one of my many cokes
Charlie000: I used to have a listing of all the invokes
XIronskull: #metalshop dalnet...check it out or else =)
Azure2600: then be a hick and drink outta the can girl
XIronskull: kewl charlie
Godzuki O: mak that wonr woek
Charlie000: but I deleted them a long while ago
XIronskull: m etoo
Azure2600: or the bottle
Azure2600: or carton
XIronskull: it was like 100 pages long.
Godzuki O: no cans
IILiKWiDlI: ChEm, it has lots of neat things in it.
Mikelshama: umm, get one of those hats that hold the cans and have straws
hanging down orin
ChEmSlAyEr: like....?
Azure2600: say what?
MGunt65407: did orin break her arm or something?
MacAg: Orin, are you trying to type with your feat?
Godzuki O: jur bottle
IILiKWiDlI: Well.. Im going to go.
IILiKWiDlI: Bye everyone.
ChEmSlAyEr: wait
XIronskull: mikey: cut some fingers
Godzuki O: mikewy
XIronskull: got stiches
ChEmSlAyEr: nevermind
Godzuki O: i on painklilers
MGunt65407: :(
MacAg: #METALSHOP on DALNET
Godzuki O: how arw you mikey?
MGunt65407: are you gonna be okay?
MGunt65407: good
Azure2600: she should tape pencils to the injured fingers
Godzuki O: arw you ok larwely?
Azure2600: type lika that
Godzuki O: i measn lately
XIronskull: good idea mark.
MGunt65407: yupyup
Godzuki O: sharpwened ones maek?
ChEmSlAyEr: ok all i gotta go?
Azure2600: yea! then go grab your lil brothers nuts
Opie311n: Likwid, where is it at?
Azure2600: chem, yes you do
Godzuki O: max = nooooooooo nutsa
Azure2600: ooo
Azure2600: hehe
Azure2600: well, poke his eyes out then
Azure2600: go attack an elderly lady
XIronskull: no nusa
XIronskull: nutsa
XIronskull: im using that
XIronskull: that was funny
Godzuki O: an ol lasy laufhed at me
Godzuki O: in rhe hospral
Azure2600: aww
Godzuki O: she stared ar me
Godzuki O: and wenr ha ha ha
Azure2600: i'll come with my shopping cart and drag her entrails about the
city
Azure2600: how about that?
Opie311n: l
Mikelshama: I would have kicked her ass if she laughed at me
Godzuki O: i saaaw her at the drugwtrore too
Godzuki O: ans she was in her xae
Godzuki O: car
Godzuki O: and laufhed at me afsin
Mikelshama: I don't like it when people laugh at me
MGunt65407: awww
MGunt65407: poor orin
Azure2600: orin, did she have long sharp canines?
Azure2600: did she have a black robe?
Azure2600: plastic sycle?
Caffiend99: <-- afk smoking
Godzuki O: she was on a bigwhrel
Godzuki O: a sidewinder
MGunt65407: i wont make her type.. mark.. how'd she do it?
Azure2600: cutting cheese
Godzuki O: cutting chheese
Godzuki O: provolone
Azure2600: and no, thats not a euphimism
Godzuki O: and i mwessed up the cheese
MGunt65407: what kinda meds they put you on?
Azure2600: well, shes awake
Azure2600: so not vikoden
Godzuki O: lidocanne and leukocytes
Godzuki O: no rhars nor ir
Godzuki O: nor rhe last one
Azure2600: i didnt think so...
Godzuki O: i have to ge ssome drink
Godzuki O: be right bvaxk
MGunt65407: she just whack off a few fingers or what?
Azure2600: naw
Azure2600: not maiming
Azure2600: just cut the shit out of em
Azure2600: ahhh fuck
Azure2600: not not, no
Godzuki O: im baxk
Godzuki O: i didnr speel!
Azure2600: right on
MGunt65407: well, i found some Zovirax in the medicine cabinet today, so i'm
scarred for life
Godzuki O: mikey i got dtiches
Godzuki O: speed racer is on
Godzuki O: spritle wenr aaaaah
MGunt65407: stiches?
Godzuki O: and i laufhed
Godzuki O: mm hmm
Azure2600: hehehe
Godzuki O: big oned
MGunt65407: howmany?
Opie311n: Netscape for AOL takes longer than AOL 4.0
Godzuki O: 5 on one dinfer
Enigma0010: YOUR NUTS I WANT YOUR NUTS
Azure2600: say, hows gizmo orin?
Godzuki O: and 3 on rh orhwe one
MGunt65407: awwwww
MGunt65407: god
Enigma0010: heehee
MGunt65407: you got everything you need?
Godzuki O: make he didnr go. we forgot to not feed him rhr nire vedoew
Godzuki O: befoee
Godzuki O: so he didnr go
Godzuki O: mikey you arew sweret oops
Godzuki O: im dine
Godzuki O: jusr silly
Azure2600: ahh
Enigma0010: hello everybody
Azure2600: goood
Godzuki O: i cant goto sleep
XIronskull: orin
Godzuki O: on narcotics.
Godzuki O: .;o"P
Godzuki O: yes psrw?
XIronskull: I dont think you got the good stuff
Azure2600: she didnt
Godzuki O: my ingers don huet
MGunt65407: vikoden is mush more fun
Azure2600: well
Godzuki O: tjarts good.
XIronskull: yeah
XIronskull: thats good
Azure2600: she'd be unconscious and drooling if she had vikoden
Godzuki O: whars that one like?
XIronskull: Mike: I got that with appendicitus
XIronskull: I took 2.
Enigma0010: what do you guys know about bsd/os
XIronskull: so I got a whole bottle left
Azure2600: it knocks you out
Azure2600: or
Azure2600: if in a smaller dosage
Opie311n: what is likwid's screen name?
Godzuki O: thats not fun
Azure2600: well
MGunt65407: makes you travel through time
Azure2600: lets say that you got it
Opie311n: 18 minutes left
Azure2600: since you cut your fingers, your entire arm would go numb
Caffiend99: opie, what speed modem do you have?
Opie311n: what is Likwid's SN?
Godzuki O: my fingers look like coen dogs wrapped in gauze
Azure2600: its the fuckin shit
Opie311n: 336
Opie311n: 33.6
Caffiend99: Do you connect to AOL at 33.6?
Opie311n: sometimes
Opie311n: most of the time it is 31200
Godzuki O: my left fingers aew like corndogs
Caffiend99: I have a 33.6 too, but it only connect at 28.8 and sometimes even
26.4
Enigma0010: i got 56k and i connect at 31.6
Godzuki O: and my right fingers are like crayons
Opie311n: hi enigma didn't see you there
Enigma0010: hello again
Godzuki O: i got a 56k and i connext at 56000
Opie311n: Does anyone else have Netscaoe for AOL?
Enigma0010: you suck
Azure2600: hush orin
Godzuki O: hey wanna see somthin xool?
Azure2600: some of us never get above 28800
Caffiend99: HOLY SHIT!!!
Azure2600: err 28000
Enigma0010: sure
Azure2600: fuck
Opie311n: what?
Azure2600: oh christ
Azure2600: fuck it
Caffiend99: I just saw this commercial about hackers
Mikelshama: I have a 28.8 and connect at 38.4
Opie311n: 67%
Opie311n: what did it say?
Godzuki O: h3y m1$t3r s3xu3iry 4xp3r7 1f y0u'e3 s0 3lit3 h0w k0m3 y0j''r3
4lw4ys g3tt1ng 0wn3e by us$?$
Caffiend99: It had this guy at a computer with tatoos all over his body
Azure2600: caffien, did you get an erection from it?
Azure2600: eh?
Opie311n: IBM has alot of them
Godzuki O: i did good.
Azure2600: howd you manage that orin?
Godzuki O: im elite
Caffiend99: and he said "Why do hacker spend all of their time trying to
break into your computer?"
Caffiend99: "For the same reasont hat we peirce our tounge"
Caffiend99: That's funny as hell
Godzuki O: thats stupid
Azure2600: i'd say because they have small penises
Caffiend99: It was for some company called Network Accosiates
Godzuki O: mark i need my hair in a ponyrail again
Godzuki O: it fell out
Godzuki O: and irs in my mouf
Azure2600: ooo
Azure2600: you never heard my gay beauty school drop out voice did you orin?
Opie311n: 71% of Netscape for AOL
Godzuki O: no make mw a wav
Azure2600: you got it
MGunt65407: yay! senda me too?
Caffiend99: Netscape for AOL?
Azure2600: sure thing mike
Zer0 Digit: Mac what happened?
MGunt65407: punkrock
Caffiend99: I thought they only had MSIE
Enigma0010: brb
Azure2600: punkrock girl!
Godzuki O: mike you dont really like speel and wishkey do you?
Opie311n: Does any one know where Master AOL is at on lithiumnode.com?
MGunt65407: nope
MGunt65407: dun do either :)
Godzuki O: jusr you and mee punkeoxk fgiel
Azure2600: we went into a resturant and orded hot tea but the waitress said
that they only have it iced
Opie311n: CAff: you can d/l netscape now
Azure2600: so we got up on the table and shouted anarchy
Caffiend99: phat!
Godzuki O: punk rock hirl
Caffiend99: where
Caffiend99: ?
Zer0 Digit: MacAg?
Godzuki O: give me a xhancw
Godzuki O: lets go slam danxw
Godzuki O: oh thats hopeledd.
Azure2600: then someone put on a beach boys song and it was california
dreaming
Opie311n: and you og on to yo SN and get on the internet, it isn't MSIE
anymore its Netscape
Godzuki O: mark likes DM.
Opie311n: KW: netscape
Godzuki O: fo maek go mark.
Azure2600: so we said on a winters day
Azure2600: hell jea orin
Opie311n: 74%
Azure2600: we are not a local band! we're from outer space!
Godzuki O: i tapped her on the dhouleder and said do you hacw a beau
Opie311n: Does anyone know where i can get MAster AOL at on Litiumnode.com??
Godzuki O: she lkooked at me and smiled and said she did not now
Opie311n: 75%
Godzuki O: you know whar woul;ks be funny?
Il MxPx Il: I like the Dead Kennedys:
Godzuki O: ands you like mxpx too
Il MxPx Il: is my cock big enough
Azure2600: its beach party vietnam, surfin with them viet congs, cooking hot
dogs with napalm, beach party vietnam
Azure2600: is my brain small enough
Godzuki O: and i have a right to be mean ronite
Azure2600: to make me a rock and roll star?
Il MxPx Il: For u
Godzuki O: cuz im on drugs
Godzuki O: so im gfonna ve mean
Azure2600: hell jea orin
Il MxPx Il: TO make me a star
Caffiend99: opie, what is the diff between 40 bit ssl and 128 bit ssl
Godzuki O: mxpx is a buncha cxandy-ass crap
Azure2600: mx, i havent seen that cd for at least a week, since i bought it
Azure2600: erik's confiscated both give me convience or give me death and
death rides a pale cow
Opie311n: 79%
Azure2600: suffice to say, hes gonna give em back tomorrow, else hes goin
down
Godzuki O: even in heavy sedarion, orin is a bitch
Il MxPx Il: I hate MxpX, this is my neighbors acct. I watched him type his
PW
Opie311n: Super Mad Cow!!
Godzuki O: elite
Azure2600: we got a drug, we're gonna try it out on you
Azure2600: wont make you die
Caffiend99: opie, what is the diff between 40 bit ssl and 128 bit ssl?
Opie311n: sure
ULTI2A: Hello everyone
Azure2600: just get you a lil bit sick
ISDN Xavr: hey ultra
Opie311n: i don't know
ULTI2A: Hey Xavier
Godzuki O: if h ieard the deasmilkmen eifhtr noe
Caffiend99: which one did you dl?
Godzuki O: i would laufh
Opie311n: i clicked 128
Godzuki O: so hars
Azure2600: got a head cold got cheast cold and its 3 days old goin on forever
Opie311n: 81%
MacAg: #METALSHOP ON DALNET
Azure2600: make you hazy make you lazy for days and days and days and days
and days and years
Caffiend99: opie, did you get the 40 bit or the 128 bit?
Opie311n: 128
Azure2600: orin, i love the dead milkem
Azure2600: err
Azure2600: milkmen
Godzuki O: me too
Il MxPx Il: Azure, have you heard of inquisition?
Azure2600: 'but he doesnt know what the queers are doing to the soil!'
MGunt65407: alright
Azure2600: mx, thats on give me convience, i believe
Godzuki O: stewart
Godzuki O: i like you
MGunt65407: who knows where a young man such as myself could get a tophat for
less than 50 bucks
Il MxPx Il: No the band Inquisition
MGunt65407: i need me one
Azure2600: but the important thing here is that you ask me what kinda car it
is
Azure2600: mx, nope
Godzuki O: mikey
Il MxPx Il: oh ok
Azure2600: its a bitchin camaro!
Il MxPx Il: im gone
Godzuki O: dig up presenr linkoln
Il MxPx Il: BOMB THE MALL
Godzuki O: oops
MGunt65407: hehe
Godzuki O: presetend
Godzuki O: oh fuxk it
MGunt65407: heh
MGunt65407: s'okay
MGunt65407: i know where you were going with it :)
Azure2600: i wanna get the beezlebubba album
Godzuki O: ive got it
Azure2600: :O
Godzuki O: oh shir i have mail
Godzuki O: whar should i do
Opie311n: 85%
Godzuki O: maek get 'eat youe paisley'
Azure2600: hell jea
Godzuki O: hi mavoc
Azure2600: that came out the same year as frankenchrist
Godzuki O: i mean jaxko
Azure2600: you know that?
Godzuki O: wha rmkaer?
Hex Lord: Hi Orin
Opie311n: BBL i am gonna run the Setup.exe file for netscape
Godzuki O: how arw you jaxo?
Azure2600: eat your paisley
Opie311n: hi HEX
Hex Lord: what the hell is wrong with you?
Opie311n: bye HEX
Azure2600: hex, nothing...
Godzuki O: you mae me laugfh
Hex Lord: Bye Opie
Azure2600: what do you mean
Hex Lord: Orin is having some manual dexterity problems
Godzuki O: thereas nohin weronf wirh me
Hex Lord: Ok..
Azure2600: hex
Azure2600: uh
Azure2600: no...
Azure2600: shes just fine
Godzuki O: yah whar he daid
Godzuki O: im fine
Azure2600: you been playing hendrix bootlegs to loud or somethin?
Godzuki O: jado whar are you crazy
Godzuki O: rherws norhinf wrong eith me
Hex Lord: ITs a conspiracy.. I see
Azure2600: my
Hex Lord: Its a conspiracy by the lowest of the low
Azure2600: hes fucked up tonight
Hex Lord: the reds are coming
Godzuki O: jacox whar the hell is wfongf wirh you?
Hex Lord: they have come to put impurities into our precious bodily fluids
Godzuki O: im missinf avour 398798 pinrs od vloods
Hex Lord: Tell me, have you ever see a commie drink water?
Azure2600: hex, yep
Azure2600: but it looked like coffee
Godzuki O: mike guwess whar i gfot
Hex Lord: They drink vodka boy
Hex Lord: Vodka is for them
Godzuki O: sesame steeet bandaida
MGunt65407: huh?
MGunt65407: YES
Hex Lord: They dont drink our water
Hex Lord: You know why?
Azure2600: of course not
Hex Lord: Its the most vile communist plot ever to surface
Azure2600: it doesnt have little peices of gorbachofs liver floating in it?
Godzuki O: they gave me a tetanu s shot too but thrat didnt huer
Godzuki O: it was a pussy shor
Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION
MGunt65407: i wonder what orin's voice sounds like on these analgesics...
Azure2600: but i'm a crest kid!
Hex Lord: Flouridation is a commie plot I'm tellin ya
Godzuki O: nothign comapred to getting a shot inside a deep wound
Godzuki O: got aol ralk?
Hex Lord: is it all clear yet?
MGunt65407: still fucked up
Godzuki O: oh
Godzuki O: i jus giggle los
MGunt65407: make a wav?
Enigma0010: does anyone know about bsd/os?
Hex Lord: Its a plot to contaminate our precious bodily fluids
Godzuki O: ok
MGunt65407: yay!
Godzuki O: whar do you wanr mw o say
Azure2600: orin, send it my way too
Godzuki O: of xouese
MacAg: afk
MGunt65407: "I'm not on lidocane, i'm enlightened!"
Hex Lord: Dammit, doenst anyone SEE THAT??
Hex Lord: I swear
Hex Lord: the commies have you all brainwashed
Mikelshama: I see it!
Godzuki O: i hope someonr is lofging thid because if thi s dedntly perrmantly
Godzuki O: damafw me
Caffiend99: there aren't enough h/p rooms on AOL
Mikelshama: I am orin
Godzuki O: i mifhr hink its dunny
Mikelshama: you told me to a long time ago
Azure2600: hex
Godzuki O: that didnt make sines
Godzuki O: sinus
Godzuki O: sense
Hex Lord: Yeah?
Caffiend99: loging what?
Azure2600: the commies brainwashed us all through punk rock
Hex Lord: No no no no no
Caffiend99: what's going on?
Godzuki O: caffiedn m4m is an hp room
Hex Lord: Floridation
Hex Lord: I'm telling you
Hex Lord: they put that shit in our water
MGunt65407: Jim Morrison was a commie
Hex Lord: its a plot
Azure2600: then sent over their evil physics who carried floride in their
bladders
Hex Lord: to contaminate our precious bodily fluids
Azure2600: and thus they pissed in our water supplies
Azure2600: contaminating the nation
Hex Lord: its desecreation to the highest!
Hex Lord: Dammit
Azure2600: defecation more like it
Hex Lord: You're not understanding my boy
Hex Lord: thats why I had to do it you see
Azure2600: hex, yes i am
Hex Lord: when the boys in washington hear about this
Azure2600: the boys
Hex Lord: they'll understand that it leads to only one conclusion
Hex Lord: total commitment
Azure2600: i'm so glad the nations run by people who call themselves the boys
Hex Lord: theres nothing that they can do to stop my bombers now
Hex Lord: the code is mine and mine alone
ISDN Xavr: its mine.. alll mine
Hex Lord: and they'll realize pretty damn quick
Azure2600: hex, stop watching them dam sean connery movies
Azure2600: christ
Hex Lord: that their only option is total commitment
Hex Lord: Dammit, Sean Connery wasnt in this movie
Godzuki O: i cant spell youe names
ISDN Xavr: sounds like your getting married Hex
ISDN Xavr: commitment can be a wonderful thing
Hex Lord: No fool
Azure2600: orin, heres what you do
Hex Lord: I used wing attack plan R
Azure2600: copy my name and mikeys name
Azure2600: from the chat room
Hex Lord: its a failsafe
Azure2600: into the mail document
Azure2600: all using the mouse
ISDN Xavr: ok..
Hex Lord: to that if the commies bomb washinton, they cant get away with it
Azure2600: hex, what did you watch?
Hex Lord: they get retailiation
Azure2600: some low budget cold war movie?
Hex Lord: Dr. Strangelove, silly
Azure2600: o
MacAg: #METALSHOP on dalnet unless your too pussy
Azure2600: no comment
MGunt65407: booy, is ewe smokin' tat dere crack cocaaaaine?
ISDN Xavr: Hex.. you still back in the cold war days, huh?
Hex Lord: I have a wav someplace of that guy who rides the bomb in the end
Hex Lord: its awesome
Hex Lord: Weeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Mikelshama: I hate communists too
ISDN Xavr: hehe
Azure2600: yea, he stole the lines i keep in the seems of my boxers
Mikelshama: damn russians
Azure2600: hey now
Hex Lord: Damn flouridation
Hex Lord: those dirty commies
I nikita I: :*(
Mikelshama: oops orin, some of the log got cut off
Godzuki O: im havinf teoule
Godzuki O: i mean teouible
Godzuki O: mix rell her
I nikita I: :::tucks 0rin into bed:::
Godzuki O: i canr think foos
Godzuki O: and my hand husrs
Godzuki O: huers
Godzuki O: damn
Godzuki O: hurta
Mikelshama: she cut her hand while cutting some cheese
I nikita I: haha
Godzuki O: i dond do well tonight
Godzuki O: im on medixine
Godzuki O: nic ji gfot stitxhes
Godzuki O: rhey huer
Godzuki O: hurt
I nikita I: Oh no way?
L0rDWeST: GOD lmao
I nikita I: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
L0rDWeST: u mean
I nikita I: :::faints::::
L0rDWeST: that
Mikelshama: 5 stiches on her index finger 3 on her middle finger
L0rDWeST: #rootcrew?
Godzuki O: thna you miiixxk
Hex Lord: I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration,
Communist indoctrination, Com
Hex Lord: Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to
sap and impurify all
Mikelshama: your welcome
Hex Lord: of our precious bodily fluids!
Godzuki O: lord i 0wns ed youe channwl
L0rDWeST: godzuki u mean #rootcrew on irc?
I nikita I: Hex, stop watching Star Trek.
Godzuki O: shur up
P13ness: orin are you sober?
Hex Lord: Star trek?
ISDN Xavr: hahah nikita
L0rDWeST: do u
I nikita I: L0rD, is your life so pathetic that you actually care about that
still?
L0rDWeST: ????
Hex Lord: Dammit
Godzuki O: andy im on narcotric painkillses
L0rDWeST: lmao
ISDN Xavr: sounds like he watched "The Hunt for Red October"
L0rDWeST: u own #rootcrew
L0rDWeST: haha
L0rDWeST: that was never ou rroom
Godzuki O: ands my fingers arw hurt
Hex Lord: Its not the fucing hunt for fucking red fucking october
Mikelshama: she cut her hand while cutting some cheese
Hex Lord: its not fucking star fucking trek
I nikita I: L0rD, who the FUCK CARES, ITS IRC. ITS NOT LIKE IT MATTERS IN
LIFE.
Hex Lord: its aFUCKING COMMIE FUCKING PLOT
Godzuki O: and ir huets
L0rDWeST: nikita
L0rDWeST: FUCKING CHILLL
L0rDWeST: WTF
L0rDWeST: god dmamn
Godzuki O: andy ij canr helpp ir
L0rDWeST: i wasnt
L0rDWeST: mad
L0rDWeST: i was just asking
I nikita I: 0rin, give Hex some of your drugs. ::)
Hex Lord: TO IMPURIFY ALL OF OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!
Hex Lord: DAMMIT
Godzuki O: i need them.
Hex Lord: I SWEAR
I nikita I: hex, doesn't water just do that?
Hex Lord: This country is DOOMED!
Godzuki O: its soylent geeen
Hex Lord: Thats it!
Hex Lord: You understand now!
Godzuki O: its made od poeople
Hex Lord: ITs FLOURIDATION
I nikita I: The secret is in the water...
Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION is the plot!
L0rDWeST: damnit shaddup
Hex Lord: You understand?
Hex Lord: you ever see a commie drink water?
Hex Lord: They dont drink it
Hex Lord: they drink vodka
ISDN Xavr: Hex.. we are gonna die!!! the commie's want to take over our
country
Mikelshama: hex, you don't need to worry about the water, worry about those
damn seagulls
ISDN Xavr: and our way of life
Godzuki O: i rhiink rhat my medcine ifoin away
Hex Lord: they drink PURE rainwater
Mikelshama: they're the ones plotting to kill us
I nikita I: They're going to put a biodisease in our water? wow. ::phears:::
ISDN Xavr: we must form a army
Godzuki O: my hand huetds
Hex Lord: its not a biodisease!
ISDN Xavr: one that can secretly attack the commies
Hex Lord: You've been drinking it all yor life!
ISDN Xavr: and we can take them before they can take us
I nikita I: oh man. <slaps her forehead>
Hex Lord: Its FLOURIDE!
Hex Lord: Dont you understand?
NewtSamson: no its crest
Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION
ISDN Xavr: Hex.. lets kill the commies!!!!!
L0rDWeST: heh
I nikita I: Newt, Hex just declared that he's a homosexual.
NewtSamson: damn reds
L0rDWeST: hex is on ACID?
Hex Lord: dammit nik
Godzuki O: floried makedy oue teeh whitw jac0v
Godzuki O: i mean jaxov
Godzuki O: i mean jacob
Hex Lord: you dont understand me at all
L0rDWeST: hex= on shrooms?
NewtSamson: HEY EVERYONE..HEY LA NIKITA
I nikita I: Hex, no........it's more like, I'm not reading what you say.
ISDN Xavr: Hex.. can we kill the commies now?
Mikelshama: hex, go run into the wall really fast
Hex Lord: it makes your teeth strong, thats what they TELL YOU
I nikita I: allo newt. :)
Hex Lord: THE COMMIES ARE KILLING US WITH IT!
I nikita I: F?
Godzuki O: mixk hi
L0rDWeST: HEX=ON ACID and SHROOMS?
Mikelshama: hey orin
Hex Lord: Dammit
I nikita I: They're going to kill us w/the F + H2O?
NewtSamson: COMMIES ????WHAT IS THIS 1968
I nikita I: oh well.
Hex Lord: They are poisoning us!
Hex Lord: YES!
L0rDWeST: DAMN RUSSKIES
Hex Lord: Well
L0rDWeST: Kill em all
Hex Lord: Flouride
Helix UO: HEX= On SOME REAAAAALLLLLYYYYY GOOOOODD ACID AND SHROOMS!
L0rDWeST: i wish i was
L0rDWeST: HELIX
Hex Lord: Dammit
I nikita I: hex, share what you have w/0rin.
Godzuki O: no i like m;y ;;mec ine
NewtSamson: LETS BOMB THEM LIKE WE BOMB HIROSHIMA AND NAGISAKI
Hex Lord: dont you care about your loss of essence?
Godzuki O: i harw drugs
Rufffneck: ANDY
Rufffneck: ANDy
Rufffneck: ANDYYYYY
Godzuki O: vur i like pinkillers
ISDN Xavr: LETS KILL THE COMMIES!!
L0rDWeST: DAMN RUSSKIES KILL THE commies!
Godzuki O: nic i h;uet mysellllllf
NewtSamson: DAMN RUSSIANS
Rufffneck: god?
I nikita I: CHARLIE**************!*!*!**!*!*!*!*! ::smoothers w/kisses::::
Rufffneck: who you?
ISDN Xavr: NEWT.. IM PUTTING YOU IN CHARGE OF SECRET SERVICE
NewtSamson: I KNOW A RUSSIAN WHOS ONLINE RIGHT NOW
Hex Lord: Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the
commanding general of
ISDN Xavr: HEX WILL HAVE THE NUKE BUTTON
Hex Lord: , uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34
B-52's of his
Charlie000: NIC oxoxoxoxoxox
Opie311n: hi newt
I nikita I: 0rin, I know......... suck on your fingers.
Hex Lord: Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise
we
Godzuki O: ruffneck ahhhhwar?
Rufffneck: SUP CHARLIE?
Rufffneck: who you?
Godzuki O: im oein i mean orin
Rufffneck: i'm nicky
Hex Lord: were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the
order called for the
NewtSamson: WHO WANTS THE NAME OFF A COMMUNISIST
Hex Lord: planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes
are fully armed with nucl
NewtSamson: SO WE CAN PUNT HIS COMMIE ASS
Hex Lord: weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the
central display of
Godzuki O: nic i fant suck on rhm
Hex Lord: Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are
their primary targets; th
Rufffneck: huh?
Godzuki O: theyre in vandages
Rufffneck: charlie?
Hex Lord: quares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin
penetrating Russian radar cover
NewtSamson: OHHHH DAMN HE IS OFFLINE NOW
Hex Lord: within, uh, 25 minutes.
Godzuki O: and havr strixehxs on rhem
Mikelshama: banana scented bandages
Rufffneck: what the fuck?
Rufffneck: are ou on drugs?
Charlie000: ruffneck what?
Rufffneck: damn nigga all fucked up
Godzuki O: mix tell her.
Opie311n: {S lamer
NewtSamson: Y0UR PROXY IS A COMMIE
Godzuki O: hey vcaelie
I nikita I: oh... well..... get someone to give you a massage to get your
mind off it.....
Mikelshama: she cut her hand while cutting some cheese
Godzuki O: i mean vhatlie
Rufffneck: ohhhh i keep thinkin you guys are talkin to me but another nic is
in here huh?
Mikelshama: and she got stiches
Godzuki O: i men chaelie
Charlie000: hey Orin
Opie311n: {S morespam
Mikelshama: and her fingers are the size of corndogs
NewtSamson: HEY GODSUKI
Opie311n: {S mickaol2
Charlie000: its ok orin I understood you the first time =)
Godzuki O: how ae eou hxaelie?
L0rDWeST: KILL THE RUSSIANS!
Charlie000: hey ehx
Mikelshama: opie, you must really like my indian voice
Charlie000: hex
NewtSamson: {sWEAPON
L0rDWeST: NUKE THWE DAMN BASTARDS
NewtSamson: HEY GODSUKI
NewtSamson: WHERE IS COCISE
Godzuki O: hi nwrt
Godzuki O: cochise is u my ass
Hex Lord: Hi Charlie
Opie311n: oh is that why she isn't typing right? because she cut em'?
NewtSamson: I THINK THE RUSSIANS HAVE COCISE
Mikelshama: hey charlie
Charlie000: I just did some leet java on my page
NewtSamson: COCHISE
Godzuki O: opie i am nor doin well
Hex Lord: Hey charlie, do you usually drink distilled water?
NewtSamson: THE COMMUNISTS HAVE COSCISE
L0rDWeST: Damn russians
Hex Lord: Or do you drink tap water?
Charlie000: well not to leet but I am satisfied
L0rDWeST: get in space
Opie311n: oh, gte well soon
L0rDWeST: before we do
Godzuki O: i bet thi s is whaat crax is like
Charlie000: hex distilled I wou;dn't touch tap water
NewtSamson: THE COMMUNISTS HAVE COCHISE
Mikelshama: so hex, are the dentists apart of the plot
L0rDWeST: THIS IS CALLED
L0rDWeST: ACID+SHROOMZ
Caffiend99: who be TRiPPiN BaLLz?
NewtSamson: MIKE
Mikelshama: because they use fluoride
L0rDWeST: afyter GOING TO THE DENTIST
Hex Lord: Ok
NewtSamson: ARE YOU COMMUNIST MIKE?
L0rDWeST: cafiend
RamzaVII: ANYONE WANNA JOIN A GROUP JUST IM ME
L0rDWeST: hex lord is
Hex Lord: Charlie, your the only one I can trust
Opie311n: My babysiter, she i was 5, she was cuttin me watermelon and missed
and cut her finger RIGHT
Opie311n: off
Mikelshama: I sure am Newt
Mikelshama: I'm a russian
ISDN Xavr: Hex.. do you ever goto the dentist?
Hex Lord: Everyone else here is contaminated
L0rDWeST: i thin
Mikelshama: no wait, I'm Italian
Godzuki O: opie it povsvly didnt huert
Hex Lord: they are impure
Mikelshama: but I'm a communist
Godzuki O: when i cut it didnt hurt
Opie311n: A peice of it was in the butcher knife she used to cut it with
Hex Lord: thier essence is gone
NewtSamson: HEY MIKE HAVE YOU GOT COCHISE IN YOUR BASEMENT AND ARE YOU
BRAINWASHING HIM WITH COOKIES?
Hex Lord: you know what I'm getting at?
Godzuki O: rill rhey gave me thd shot
Hex Lord: Charlie?
Mikelshama: yep newt
L0rDWeST: hex got ODED ON DENTIST medication
ISDN Xavr: Hex.. do you goto the dentist?
Godzuki O: then i stareted cryingf
NewtSamson: NOOOOOO
Caffiend99: is someone logging this?
L0rDWeST: ISDN
Opie311n: how many fingers, Orin?
Caffiend99: it's funny
Mikelshama: I am
Hex Lord: CHARLIE?
Godzuki O: i got 5 shots in my fingera
NewtSamson: GODZUKI WE FOUND COCHISE
Hex Lord: DAMMIT???
L0rDWeST: HEX GOT OVERDOSED on dentist pain killer
Opie311n: hi caffiend
Caffiend99: you get all of it so far?
Hex Lord: DID THE COMMIES GET YOU??
Charlie000: hex what?
Caffiend99: sup opie
Hex Lord: Oh ok
NewtSamson: COCHISE IS IN MIKES BASEMENT
Hex Lord: Well, its this problem seee
L0rDWeST: EX HELP ME THE COMMIES R HERE
Hex Lord: the commies
Mikelshama: a little bit of it got cut off
Caffiend99: Mike, send it to me when he;s done rambling, plz
Opie311n: Mike? who is mike?
Charlie000: hehe
NewtSamson: AND MIKE IS BRAINWASHING HIM WITH COOKIES
Godzuki O: ths shots make me xcry
Caffiend99: I missed alot of it
Mikelshama: ok ok
Hex Lord: The COMMUNIST PLOT!
Hex Lord: TO CONTAMINATE OUR BODILY FLUIDS!
Charlie000: ahh
Charlie000: I see
Hex Lord: And its all in one thing
ISDN Xavr: L0rd.. i think Hex's Dad was a dentist, and like.. did something
really bad to him as a kid
Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION!
NewtSamson: DAMN MIKE YOU INDIAN COMMIE RED BUDDA BATERD
Hex Lord: Dont you see now?
Charlie000: yep
Godzuki O: floridartiopn
Mikelshama: I'm italian not indian
Charlie000: so so clearly now hex
NewtSamson: ANTIDENTITE
Mikelshama: I just sound indian
Charlie000: =)
Hex Lord: So you see why I did it
Hex Lord: You understand
Hex Lord: right?
Charlie000: uhhuh
Hex Lord: Gooooddd
Godzuki O: ow ow ow
NewtSamson: YOU BE KILLING COCHISE MIKE
Hex Lord: Tell meCharlie
L0rDWeST: ISDN I THINK HEXS DAD DROPPED HIM on his head and fed him flouride
as a kid
Godzuki O: ow ow ow ow ow
Charlie000: ::steps back very slowly:::
Hex Lord: Have you ever beena prisoner of war?
Mikelshama: I kill no one
Godzuki O: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
NewtSamson: WE DONT LIKE COMMIES HERE MIKE
Godzuki O: omg oomf
L0rDWeST: KILL DA DAMN COMMIES
NewtSamson: COCHISE IS A PRISONER OF WAR
Hex Lord: Charlie
Hex Lord: Have you ever been a POW?
NewtSamson: MIKE HAS COCHISE
Charlie000: well depends on what you would consider war
Godzuki O: hi jaxof
NewtSamson: LETS KILL MIKE
Mikelshama: I don't have cochise
Godzuki O: i mean jacov
Hex Lord: Hi Orim
Godzuki O: i mean javox
Hex Lord: I mean Prin
NewtSamson: NEATO ELITO MUST LIVE ON
Hex Lord: I mean Oein
NewtSamson: I AM THE SON OF COCHISE AND GODZUKI
Godzuki O: dont amkle dun od me
Hex Lord: Well Charlie, you know
Godzuki O: like rhe old ldy did
Hex Lord: did they torture you?
Charlie000: I have been held prisoner for a while
NewtSamson: MOMMY ORIN HOW ARE YOU
Charlie000: and yeah there was torture
Godzuki O: newr xoxohise can kiss my ass.
Hex Lord: Did you talk?
P13ness: deadend is a k-rad room
Godzuki O: i men ocochiise
Charlie000: wan't aloud to
Hex Lord: Did you spill secrets to the enemy?
Godzuki O: hi anay
Hex Lord: Ahh
Charlie000: nope
Godzuki O: i mean ansy
NewtSamson: GODZUKI WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO COCHISE
Godzuki O: andy
Opie311n: WHO is mike???
P13ness: grrr
P13ness: you almost called me anal
Hex Lord: thats just what Mandrake said
Godzuki O: i smoke his craack.
P13ness: and pansy
Opie311n: hi andy
NewtSamson: MIKE IS MIKELANDA
Charlie000: they tried to get me to say something incriminating
Hex Lord: The thing is
P13ness: hola opie
Charlie000: but I didnt
Godzuki O: im soeey ij canr help ir.
NewtSamson: SHAMA
Hex Lord: they are going to want that code
Caffiend99: How do I keep a mail as new from my Filing Cabinet?
Mikelshama: mikelanda?
Opie311n: oh mikelshama
Hex Lord: to recall the bombers
NewtSamson: YEAH
Charlie000: yep
Godzuki O: ohoe arw you andy?
Charlie000: hey ANdy
Hex Lord: but I dont know how I can stand up to torture
Opie311n: mikel, cochise is in your basement
P13ness: I'm ok
NewtSamson: WHERE IS COCHISE HAS HE GONE RED ALONG WITH MIKE
Mikelshama: no
P13ness: how are you orin
P13ness: ?
P13ness: hye charles
Opie311n: {S mickaol3} ^
Charlie000: hex its almost all psychological
Mikelshama: I don't have cochise!!!
Opie311n: oh
Hex Lord: I think its best if I let this secret die with me
Godzuki O: im nort vcery foos
NewtSamson: YES AND MIKE IS FEEDING HIM COOKIES
Godzuki O: i mean ood
Charlie000: you have to beet it with your mind
ISDN Xavr: Hex.. just dont get caught and held prisoner.. kill yourself
before you give the code
Hex Lord: I think I should let my deeds be done
ISDN Xavr: that way the commies will never win
Hex Lord: and the commies die with me
Hex Lord: its a noble thing to do
Mikelshama: hex, the commies will always live
Godzuki O: i mean iiim nor versssa good
Hex Lord: those that survive will be thankful
Opie311n: >>>>> do you pronounce cochise as co-cheese?? <<<<<
Mikelshama: hail Karl Marx
Hex Lord: they will feel what I have done
ISDN Xavr: hahaha
Hex Lord: they will feel the purity of essence
NewtSamson: MIKE HAS KILLED COCHISE..AND MADE HIM INTO THE COOKIES HE SERVES
US.....
Godzuki O: hail richard marex
NewtSamson: SOLENT GREEN IS COCHISE
NewtSamson: SOLENT GREEN IS COCHISE
Hex Lord: that comes with non flouridated water
Hex Lord: newt you assblaster
Hex Lord: shut up
NewtSamson: THATS FUNNY
NewtSamson: YOU SHUT UP
Hex Lord: You have no clue what the hell you are talking about
L0rDWeST: ISDN I WISH i had the shit he IS ON
Opie311n: Cochise = co-cheese
Hex Lord: you shmuck
ISDN Xavr: L0
Opie311n: ??
NewtSamson: SOLENT GREEN IS A MOVIE
ISDN Xavr: rd
RcKrS RuL: hey lord you on IRC
ISDN Xavr: i know
L0rDWeST: nope
Hex Lord: Its spells Soylent, shmuck
NewtSamson: WHERE THEY MADE PEOPLE INTO BEEF PATTIES
RcKrS RuL: ok
Hex Lord: Soylent green
NewtSamson: SO I SAID THAT MIKE MADE COCHISE INTO A COOKIE
L0rDWeST: now i am
Hex Lord: I know about the movie
L0rDWeST: rcks
L0rDWeST: RCKS
L0rDWeST: I AM NOW
Opie311n: How do you pronounce cochise??
NewtSamson: AND I SAID SOLENT GREEN IS COCHISE
Hex Lord: But it has nothing to do with the REAL PLOT
NewtSamson: THATS FUNNY
P13ness: orin what's wrong?
L0rDWeST: #hakers
Hex Lord: THE REAL PLOT!
Hex Lord: ITS OUT THERE
Godzuki O: andy i huer myself
Hex Lord: ITS EVERYWHERE!
L0rDWeST: KILL THE DAMN COMMIE'
Godzuki O: and im hurting
Charlie000: yep
ISDN Xavr: you know what would be truely funny.. if Godzuki gets signed off..
he may never
Godzuki O: and on medicina
Hex Lord: TO CONTAIMNATE AND IMPURIFY OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!
NewtSamson: COMMIES ARE MIKES SEX TOYS
ISDN Xavr: beable to type his password correctly
ISDN Xavr: to get back on
Mikelshama: she cut her fingers while cutting some cheese
Godzuki O: isdn i am nor a he
Opie311n: YO, how do you pronounce cochise?? @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
ISDN Xavr: sorry.. she
NewtSamson: COCHISE IS GOD
Godzuki O: im tired oof talkinf vou rt thisd
Hex Lord: AAARRRGHGHGH
NewtSamson: NEATO ELITO
Hex Lord: Charlie, talk to me!
Charlie000: just to take someone's time could someone goto
members.aol.com/charlie000/
Hex Lord: Dammit!
Godzuki O: andy i have stivcxhes and big cuts in my finges
Hex Lord: Dammit charlie!
Godzuki O: and ir bled
P13ness: ouch
Charlie000: and see if my little menu thingy works
P13ness: why?
P13ness: how did you get cut?
NewtSamson: I WILL CHARLIE
Hex Lord: Your the only one whos pure!
Charlie000: hex I am with you all the way man
L0rDWeST: SON OF A BITCH
Hex Lord: PURITY OF ESSENCE
Godzuki O: 5 in rhis finger
Godzuki O: and 3 in rhis finger
Godzuki O: i cu myseld
NewForce: *** New Force is now accepting members! IM me if you are interested
in joining! ***
Hex Lord: So you know what must be done??
NewForce: *** New Force is now accepting members! IM me if you are interested
in joining! ***
Godzuki O: and im onn narcotivcs now.
L0rDWeST: HEX WHAT R U ON?
Charlie000: and also when you are there if the bud animated gif is working
Godzuki O: cuz ir hurts
P13ness: damn orin
P13ness: what were you doing when you cut yourself??
L0rDWeST: PLEASE HEX I MUST KNO WHAT U R ON
Godzuki O: makinf dinner
Godzuki O: geilled cvheesed
Godzuki O: i cut the cheese
L0rDWeST: I NEED IT
RcKrS RuL: hex got any more man
L0rDWeST: HEH
Godzuki O: an trhe knifw
L0rDWeST: i NEED THAT
P13ness: owwww
RcKrS RuL: whatever hex is on i want some
L0rDWeST: what is it?
Godzuki O: ir was a 13 inch knifw
ISDN Xavr: everytime Godzuki says cut the cheese.. i find it more and more
funny
Godzuki O: it slipped
ISDN Xavr: i dunno why
Godzuki O: and i daaaawthe bone
Godzuki O: and rhen i messed dinner up
NewtSamson: GODZUKI IS MY WOMAN
Godzuki O: and wwwe had ro trhewow the cheese away
Godzuki O: shur up nwesr
ISDN Xavr: cause it had blood all over it, right?
P13ness: "DAMNIT KID CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? YOU GOT BLOOD IN THE
CHEESE!!"
NewtSamson: GOD WHATS UP
Godzuki O: and rhen i wanr top the hospiral
P13ness: -orin's dad
Helix UO: GoodNight Everybody got school soon
Helix UO: (6hrs or sumthin)
NewtSamson: <<<<<<<yOUR PROXYS BEST BUD
Godzuki O: and they gave me 5 shors in each finger
Godzuki O: i mean shots
Godzuki O: and i cried
P13ness: whoa
P13ness: :(
Godzuki O: it hurt
Opie311n: Charlie: your My Friends thing doesn't work!!
Hex Lord: you know what I think?
Godzuki O: and rhen they sruxk a needle
Hex Lord: I think your some kind of prevert
Godzuki O: and sow irrt up
NewtSamson: OH I SLAMED MY FINGER IN THE DOOR ONCE...AND THE BACK OF MY
FINGER BUBBLED UP..
Hex Lord: I think General ripper found out about your preversion
Godzuki O: and all my blood wenr away
L0rDWeST: <~=-ME FARTED d:-D
NewtSamson: MY NAIL TURNED BALCK
P13ness: ouchers
Hex Lord: and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny or preverts
Godzuki O: and my fingers swolll up
Charlie000: opie I know the links don't work I don't have those pages there
yet
P13ness: well, at least you didn't die
RcKrS RuL: cool
NewtSamson: AND YEAH I HAD TO GET SHOTS TOO
L0rDWeST: HEH
Godzuki O: and how rhwy look lik corndogs
L0rDWeST: DAMNIT HEX
Charlie000: I jsut wanted to know if you saw the java
NewtSamson: THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO
L0rDWeST: WHAT R U ON MAN?
Charlie000: the meny
Opie311n: oh, that would explain something
Charlie000: menu
Godzuki O: and they put me on cocaine
Charlie000: opie did you see the animated bud gif
Godzuki O: not eally
Opie311n: every thing works
NewtSamson: WHATS THE DEAL BRO
ISDN Xavr: L0rd... its a combo of speed and acid
Opie311n: um..... no
Godzuki O: jusr heacy painkillers
L0rDWeST: LOL
Charlie000: ok
L0rDWeST: speped and acid/
Godzuki O: unril ir goes away
L0rDWeST: not shroomz
NewtSamson: WHO WANTS CANDY?
Charlie000: aol is a pain in the ass
NewtSamson: I WANT CANDY
NewtSamson: OKAY HERE YOU GO nEWT
L0rDWeST: it sonded liek acid and shroomz
NewtSamson: THANKS NEWT
Opie311n: It reaquires a plug-in i don't have
L0rDWeST: if he can type right
Opie311n: Charlie^
NewtSamson: YOUR WELCOME
Charlie000: I was very happy to make that menu
L0rDWeST: LIKE THAT
L0rDWeST: NO IM NOT CHARLIE
I nikita I: Newt.....I want candy if she is a girl w/big boobies.
Charlie000: opie the animated gifs don't the underconstruction thingy does
L0rDWeST: lol
Godzuki O: i have big oobiisd
NewtSamson: NIKITA I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WOMAN
Charlie000: nah
L0rDWeST: <`has a big dick
I nikita I: I am
L0rDWeST: dats bout it
Opie311n: oh i don't see the Budweiser thing
L0rDWeST: lol it rhymes
L0rDWeST: HAHA
Charlie000: Nic is my boyfriend
L0rDWeST: HAS A BIG dick thats about it
NewtSamson: ARE YOU A LESBIAN NIKITA?
Charlie000: I am female
Opie311n: there is a Puzzle peice in a box
L0rDWeST: lol
Godzuki O: i am bery tiedd
I nikita I: no
Godzuki O: tieed
P13ness: I nikita I: Newt.....I want candy <- that 'c' was a typo
L0rDWeST: TO FUNNY
Godzuki O: ired
Charlie000: opie yeah the gif didn't load
I nikita I: LOL Andy..... true true... ::sigh::
Charlie000: I just have to reupload it because aol sucks
P13ness: bwahah
NewtSamson: BECAUSE I CAN SET YOU UP WITH DEMI IF YOU WANT..ME AND DEMI ARE
AS CLOSE AS A MAN AND
I nikita I: But Candy probably has a bigger chest.
NewtSamson: A LESBIAN CAN GET
Godzuki O: my cousins name id andy
P13ness: hey I have big boobs
Godzuki O: hes a jeerkooff
Opie311n: HAHA
L0rDWeST: relik dis is fun isnt it?
L0rDWeST: lol
P13ness: most andys are jerkoffs
NewtSamson: NIKITA HAS WOMAN ON HER LITTLE MIND
I nikita I: Newt, Demi's.... not my type. SoRRy MaN.
Mikelshama: I don't know any Micks
L0rDWeST: rcks dis is fun isnt it
Godzuki O: hey miiiiiixzx
Godzuki O: i mea mmic
Godzuki O: soeery
Mikelshama: hey oriiinxzn
Godzuki O: i srtupid
Godzuki O: sonr make dun od m3%^#E
Godzuki O: ouch
NewtSamson: HOW ABOUT MIKE ....nIKITA HE IS A LESBAIN..AND A MINORITY HE IS
AN INDIAN AND LOVES COOKIES
Mikelshama: ok I won't
Charlie000: opie if you reload the page you should be able to see the bud gif
now
Godzuki O: im retarded]
L0rDWeST: L8 RCKRS, JJ IM OUTTIE 5000
Opie311n: ok
P13ness: orin, try typing with your tongue.. you might have more success
Mikelshama: I'm not a lesbian retard, that would require me to be a female
P13ness: ;)
NewtSamson: MIKE IS AN INDIAN LESBIAN COMMIE COOKIE EATER
I nikita I: ew
Godzuki O: i am too ocnfused
Charlie000: opie could you see the animated welcome gif
NewtSamson: MIKE ISNT MALE..HE MADE HIS PI PI INTO A COOKIE
Opie311n: Yep, i see both of them
Charlie000: or tthe underconstruction gif
NewtSamson: SHAMA SAHAM,
Mikelshama: newt, you scare me
NewtSamson: COOKIESHAMA
Charlie000: thats the one you may need a plug in for
Opie311n: i see no under construction gif
I nikita I: "Pi Pi"..... hahaha.
Charlie000: and you should get it to
P13ness: charlie, I really love the fact that you spend 20 seconds DLing an
"under construction" gif
P13ness: on your page :)
NewtSamson: NIKITA ARE YOU A MODEL?
Godzuki O: thiis sucks i canr foto sshool tomoeeow
Charlie000: hehe
Charlie000: andy =P
P13ness: orin, that's a good thing
NewtSamson: NIKITA HOW OLD ARE YOU>?
Godzuki O: no it iidsnf
Godzuki O: i ll get in teouble
Mikelshama: sure it is orin
P13ness: Newt, quit macking
NewtSamson: NIKITA DO YOU LIKE COOKIES?
Mikelshama: you have an excuse don't you
Godzuki O: but, i cant drive there and i cant walk around
P13ness: you're such a pimp
NewtSamson: MIKE IS LONELY
I nikita I: i'm 20 and love cookies, now go away.
Charlie000: andy buts its a funny animation though istn't it
I nikita I: -idle
Godzuki O: ill fall
Charlie000: aww
Charlie000: nic
NewtSamson: ARE YOU SINGLE NIKITA
P13ness: you'll get in trouble for not going to school when you're wounded?
P13ness: wtf?
Charlie000: wtf?
Godzuki O: my shool is srupis
Godzuki O: ill fall down id i go
NewtSamson: YOURPROXY IS SINGLE GET IN TOUCH WITH MIN HE NEEDS A WOMAN
Charlie000: andy?
P13ness: oh
Godzuki O: too many srteps
P13ness: yea it's funny
P13ness: sorry I was talking to too many ppl at once
P13ness: :)
Godzuki O: and people dont care if they push you over
P13ness: my brain isn't multitasking
Charlie000: see its worth the 20 mins wait =P
Charlie000: eheh its ok
P13ness: fsck /dev/brain
NewtSamson: WE SHOULD EDIT THE PIC OF COCHISE ON NETO ELITO AND MAKE IT INTO
A Have YOU SEEN ME SIGN
Charlie000: I am in ms dos mode now to
Charlie000: =)
P13ness: my brain's in real mode instead of protected mode :/
ESSBandit: people..... meet Ice .... Ice meet people hehehe
Charlie000: no multitasking and no practical use
NewtSamson: MISSING SINCE 2/23/98 COCHISE
P13ness: so it's limited to 1 task and only a tiny bit of memory
Godzuki O: what mode am i in?
Byte Edgy: heh..thnx zero
Godzuki O: im in windows 95
ESSBandit: hehe
Charlie000: \=)
Godzuki O: on a 486dx66
NewtSamson: LAST SEEN WITH GODZUKI
Godzuki O: wirh 8 mgs of ram
P13ness: orin thas protected mode
Charlie000: pore orinragious
NewtSamson: I THINK GODZUKI MURDERED COCHISE
Godzuki O: and a 100mg hard drive'
Godzuki O: that mean that im slow, andy.
Godzuki O: i hate cochiae
NewtSamson: DID YOU KILL HIM?
BMcLaugh74: ::Shocked::
Godzuki O: i sold his xompurwe for crasck.
NewtSamson: DID YOU GIVE HIS CORSPE TO MIKE TO MAKE HIM INTO A COOKIE
Mikelshama: crack is good
Godzuki O: newrsshurup
P13ness: I installed win95 on my brother's computer with a 486sx/33 with 4mb
ram
P13ness: <- mean :)
Godzuki O: mick
Mikelshama: yes?
Godzuki O: rwll him what i said
NewtSamson: WHAT ABOUT NEATO ELITO IS THAT STILL GOING ON?
BMcLaugh74: im assuming were talking bout cheese
Charlie000: wow
Mikelshama: ok, Newt, Shutup
Charlie000: ndy
Charlie000: umm
Charlie000: you suck =P
NewtSamson: OR IS THE NEATO ELITO OVER
P13ness: muahahah
Godzuki O: bmc whoare you
NewtSamson: HEXLORD WHERE ARE YOU
Mikelshama: bmc=HackerzInc
BMcLaugh74: correct
Godzuki O: oh fun
BMcLaugh74: <bang>
P13ness: BM = butt monkey
NewtSamson: HEZLORD
Charlie000: andy don't you feel all giddy inside when a script or a program
works right
NewtSamson: PEZLORD
Godzuki O: bm = vowel mobement
P13ness: yeah charlie
NewtSamson: PEZ
BMcLaugh74: no, every1 knows BM =bowel movement
NewtSamson: I LIKE PEZ
Godzuki O: mox
Godzuki O: my fingers itch
P13ness: but charlie, my scripts and programs ALWAYS work right
Godzuki O: make them stop
P13ness: ahhh ahhahahaha
Charlie000: but I need to change the color of the text before the menu
options
NewtSamson: WE SHOULD GET A PEZ DISPENSER WITH COCHISE'S FACE ON IT
BMcLaugh74: what did he do, orin
P13ness: :x
Godzuki O: hea a loswer
Godzuki O: mix make my fdinger s stop itrxhinf
Charlie000: heheh andy of course all of ours do on about the 400000000 try
Charlie000: =)
BMcLaugh74: heard that part, but for which reason
P13ness: hehe
Hex Lord: DAmmit
Hex Lord: you are all doomed
Opie311n: Callin' all yall its sabotage, Callin' all yall its sabotage, i
know you planned it officer
NewtSamson: HEY HEX
Hex Lord: and you have no fucking clue
P13ness: my programs always work right by the time my boss sees them :)
Opie311n: arrest this one
BMcLaugh74: FUCKING mouse, cant believe my left mouse button wont work
Charlie000: yep haha
Mikelshama: I don't know how to make them stop itching
Hex Lord: the commies are killing you all
NewtSamson: LETS KILL THE COMMIES HEX
Hex Lord: and you have not a fucking clue
Charlie000: and thats all that counts
Godzuki O: fine them mec
Hex Lord: newt, shut up
Caffiend99: Can someone plz help me with Master AOL?
Opie311n: BEastie Boys kick ass
NewtSamson: HEX YOU AND ME
Hex Lord: you are all doomed
Hex Lord: Dammit
NewtSamson: COFFIEND I CAN HELP
Mikelshama: switch the buttons BMC from left to right
BMcLaugh74: wait, i can just reverse the buttons to a 'left handed' setup
HackUnix 1: 8)
NewtSamson: MASTER AOL
Opie311n: MAster AOL SUCKS~~!! IT didn't work for me
Hex Lord: Hey HU, do you drink tap water?
Godzuki O: looks id hackunix
Mikelshama: yes that is what I said BMc
BMcLaugh74: right mick, just thought of it
I nikita I: Caff, that's not a question for this type of run, gesh.
Hex Lord: Or only distilled water?
Mikelshama: hehe
Godzuki O: hows ir goin, haxk?
BMcLaugh74: heh
NewtSamson: MY NAME IS JERRY JONES
Charlie000: I didn't want a hole lot of stuff showing on my home page I don't
know why I just didn't so
Hex Lord: Dammit man
Caffiend99: Newt, Basically, I just want to know what it does, and the basics
on how to use it
Charlie000: I made that java script to make that menuy
BMcLaugh74: .....my right mouse button just started workin, otherwise woulda
done it sooner
NewtSamson: I LIVE AT 8888, NW 66 ST
Hex Lord: I gotta know
Charlie000: I like it
HackUnix 1: Hex : no, i drink perrie i think thats how you spell it.
Mikelshama: oh
Hex Lord: perrier
Hex Lord: Ok
BMcLaugh74: im gonna bang my mouse around some more, thatll get teh left one
to work
NewtSamson: COME OVER MY HOUSE CAFFIEND ILL SHOW YOU HOW it works
Charlie000: NIC
Mikelshama: spend 30 dollars and buy a new mouse
HackUnix 1: yeah, thanks.
Hex Lord: You're the only one I can trust then
BMcLaugh74: or ge tthe right one to stop working again
NewtSamson: (WINK)
I nikita I: CHARLIE
HackUnix 1: Hex : ok, why?
Charlie000: :::blinks::
HackUnix 1: :)
Godzuki O: in eed to go now
Hex Lord: Do you realize whats right under our noses?
BMcLaugh74: well, since its 2am, and my mouse stopped working at 1am, i
havent had a chance yet
Caffiend99: Newt, cmon man, plz
HackUnix 1: boogers?
Hex Lord: The most sinister and vile communist plot ever to disgrace this
nation
Godzuki O: jaxobv i need to go now
Opie311n: bye orin
Hex Lord: thats what
I nikita I: Charlie, I'm checking out the 3com Networking Certification.
Hex Lord: bye Orin
HackUnix 1: Hex : and that is?
NewtSamson: JUST STICK IT UP YOUR BUTT, AND ASK IT TO WORK
Charlie000: aww
Godzuki O: bye bye nic ihavwe o go now
Charlie000: nice
Mikelshama: oh bye orin
Hex Lord: FLOURIDATION
Godzuki O: and vharlie and mixk
BMcLaugh74: later orin
Hex Lord: You understand what I'm getting at?
Caffiend99: jesus man, you don't gotta be an asshole about it
I nikita I: bye 0rin. :( :( :(
Godzuki O: im nor ffeeling erll.
HackUnix 1: nikita : i will lick your nuts if you get a 3com cert. j/k that
shit is easy.
Opie311n: bye orin
Caffiend99: If you don't know anything about it, then just say so
Charlie000: g'night orin?
NewtSamson: NOOO ITS UP YOUR BUTT HEHEHEHE
I nikita I: hack, um.......I'm a girl you fucking moron.
Godzuki O: gooduknifh chaelie
Hex Lord: The commies have put flouridation at work for year
Hex Lord: s
HackUnix 1: Hex : ok. what about the people who drink water with ice?
NewtSamson: {s WEAPON1
P13ness: what? girls don't have nuts??
Godzuki O: nic
NewtSamson: {S WEAPON
Caffiend99: there sure are a lot of immature people on AOL
Hex Lord: they are contaminating our bodiliy fluids
Godzuki O: bye
Mikelshama: I'll email you this log later orin
BMcLaugh74: hey nik
NewtSamson: {s WEAPON1
Opie311n: caffiend: whats your problem with MAster aol?
Charlie000: I can't wait for this damn company to look at my site so I can
take down that stupid pop up
Charlie000: window
Hex Lord: they are rendering our citizens impure
BMcLaugh74: you would think your SN would clue hackunix in
NewtSamson: {S WEAPON1
HackUnix 1: Hex : no-ther country uses flouridation?
P13ness: night orin
Caffiend99: None really, just wanted an overview of it
Hex Lord: dont you understand?
Godzuki O: byebye micx
Mikelshama: bye
Godzuki O: oh foosnifhr andy
I nikita I: "HackUnix 1: nikita : i will lick your nuts" <- ohhhhhh baby
please do.
Caffiend99: like what it is used for and shit
HackUnix 1: hex : yea.....
Hex Lord: Have you ever seen a commie drink water?
HackUnix 1: nikita : ok. :) *slurp*
NewtSamson: YEAH
Hex Lord: They dont
Mikelshama: yes hex
P13ness: what orin?
Charlie000: kinky nic
BMcLaugh74: BRB
NewtSamson: I HAVE
Godzuki O: immean oognight anfy
NewtSamson: WATER
Hex Lord: Vodkas thier drink
Charlie000: g'night orin
HackUnix 1: Hex : they drink beer.
Opie311n: hold up Caffiend
HackUnix 1: :)
Hex Lord: those commie bastards
ESSBandit: PEOPLE!!
NewtSamson: COMMIES
P13ness: oh ok goodnight :)
Godzuki O: ill be lonely if i leavw
Caffiend99: IM me, the text is scrollin fast in here
NewtSamson: MIKE IS A COMMIE
Hex Lord: poisoning our women and children
ESSBandit: meet Byte Edgy
Caffiend99: I'm not ghosted anymore
Hex Lord: poisoning us all
NewtSamson: CAGFFIEND IS A COMMIE
HackUnix 1: personally i`d rather drink water ,than get liver shit.
Hex Lord: robbing us of our essence
Godzuki O: oh wrell
Godzuki O: goodddddnight
Hex Lord: dont drink tap water!
Hex Lord: Dont you see?
NewtSamson: ID NEVER DRINK THE WATER IN RUSSIA
Hex Lord: The commies!
HackUnix 1: dude, shit floats in tap water.
HackUnix 1: :)
Hex Lord: Its a plot!
HackUnix 1: i would never drink that shit.
NewtSamson: I WOULD RATHER DRINK MY OWN PI PI
HackUnix 1: i let my dog drink that shit.
Hex Lord: Good good
Hex Lord: Well
Hex Lord: Its bad for your dog
HackUnix 1: Newt : you can drink mine.
HackUnix 1: Hex : oh well......
NewtSamson: MY DOG IS A MAN'S MAN
Hex Lord: You see, the commies have been doing this to us
HackUnix 1: he's lost anywas.
HackUnix 1: :)
NewtSamson: NO SORRY
BMcLaugh74: any1 know why Orin was pretending not to be able to type
Hex Lord: THATS WHY I had to resort to what I did
Mikelshama: she cut her fingers
Hex Lord: THATS WHY I needed wing attack plan R
NewtSamson: I DO ABOUT ORIN
Hex Lord: Dont you understand?
Mikelshama: while cutting some cheese
Hex Lord: Do you see?
Hex Lord: Are you with me?
HackUnix 1: i`m gunna go play my starcraft.
HackUnix 1: i love you hex,
Hex Lord: Dammit
HackUnix 1: bye.
BMcLaugh74: but the keys she were messing up on were completely across the
keyboard
Mikelshama: she wasn't pretending
NewtSamson: ORIN BASICALLY WAS FINGERING HERSELF
Hex Lord: The commies got him
Hex Lord: Fuck
Mikelshama: her fingers are swollen
Hex Lord: i'm the only one left
Charlie000: umm hackerz was it philip or phil or hmm I can't rememebr
NewtSamson: THE KEYS STARTED STICKING
BMcLaugh74: like she wrote Micx instead of nick, 'x' is nowhere near 'k'
Caffiend99: Opie, IM me
Mikelshama: she had to get 5 stiches on her index finger and 3 on her middle
BMcLaugh74: nick=mick
Hex Lord: son of a bitch..
Hex Lord: argh
Mikelshama: she had bandages on too
Hex Lord: we are all doomed
Hex Lord: WE ARE ALL FUCKING DOOMED!
Charlie000: oh I was way off
Hex Lord: Well
Hex Lord: I'm going now
BMcLaugh74: well, those are pretty damn big fingers if she hit x instead of k
NewtSamson: MIKE LOVES TO EAT GODZUKI'S CHEESE GRATED FINGERS
Hex Lord: the end of the world is near
MacAg: Hey everyone, SlimDaPimp doesn't have aol anymore
BMcLaugh74: wow, the infamous....Mac. what do ya say
Hex Lord: so farewell, my fellow patriots
NewtSamson: COMMIE
Charlie000: hackerz well she is pretty doped up right now to
NewtSamson: COMMIE
Hex Lord: farewell to all those who have been poisoned by the evils of
FLOURIDATION!
NewtSamson: COMMINISM IS SOCIALISM
MacAg: infamous, I prefer NOTORIUS
BMcLaugh74: ahhhhh, i've never liked girl hackers for the most part anyways
Hex Lord: FAREWELL TO ALL!
ESSBandit: Mac!!!
MacAg: the NOTORIOUS
ESSBandit: my comp froze
NewtSamson: AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
Hex Lord: AAAAAAAGAGAGGGHHHH
BMcLaugh74: no no no Mac, notorious belongs to b.I.G. i think
Mikelshama: oh yeah I forgot to say she was on medicine
NewtSamson: AHGAHAHAHAHHAA
Opie311n: BrB
Hex Lord: Newt, fuck you
NewtSamson: ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
MacAg: the notorious M.A.C.
NewtSamson: HEX WHY DID WE EVER START FIGHTING EACH OTHER...WE CAN STILL BE
FRIENDS
Mikelshama: hex, is newt bothering you?
BMcLaugh74: heh
BMcLaugh74: mac, where ya been?
NewtSamson: I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR FRIEND TO MIKE
Caffiend99: newt is bothering everyone
I nikita I: ......la la la........
MacAg: Newt, are you still trying to get in Demi's pants?
Mikelshama: I guess no one likes newt
NewtSamson: I WANT TO BE EVERYONE FRIEND
NewtSamson: I LOVE DEMI
I nikita I: :::yanks off Newt's CAPLOCK key and swallows it:::
NewtSamson: DEMI IS MY GIRL
NewtSamson: I ALREADY HAVE slepped with demi
Opie311n: LoL
Mikelshama: you don't know whats been on that capslock key
Mikelshama: spit it out!
MacAg: too bad she wont be your girlfriend
NewtSamson: demi is fun
BMcLaugh74: im gonna put a self destruct key where Newts caps lock key is
ESSBandit: #Metalshop , Dalnet
I nikita I: There's going to be more on it when it comes out my ass.
NewtSamson: hey give me back my capslock
Mikelshama: oh yeah
BMcLaugh74: or maybe a panic button
NewtSamson: mike help
Mikelshama: no
NewtSamson: there got it back
NewtSamson: HI
NewtSamson: IM BACK BABY
NewtSamson: LALALALALLA HELLO
BMcLaugh74: newt, youve never been this lame before tonight, what happened
Mikelshama: newt is always like this
NewtSamson: i GOT A DATE...i'M HAPPY THATS ALL
BMcLaugh74: not this bad
BMcLaugh74: mom finally said yes, huh newt
BMcLaugh74: :D
NewtSamson: I'M GOING ON A DATE ON FRIDAY NIGHT
NewtSamson: NO A GIRL FROM SCHOOL
NewtSamson: ;)
BMcLaugh74: like i said, mom
Mikelshama: you're mom still goes to school?
NewtSamson: I'M REALLY HAPPY
Opie311n: haha
NewtSamson: BUT I'LL CALM DOWN NOW
NewtSamson: JUST JUMPY
NewtSamson: NERVOUS
BMcLaugh74: hehe, i could go like this till 5am....but i dont feel like doing
mama jokes right now
NewtSamson: LAUGH WHATS UP?
BMcLaugh74: AFW, on the net...IM me to talk
MacAg: Newt, are you going to take porn pics of her and spread them on the
net
NewtSamson: BMC WHATS UP
NewtSamson: NOOOOO
BMcLaugh74: whats down newt
NewtSamson: I RESPECT WOMEN
MacAg: bullshit
NewtSamson: I DO
NewtSamson: I'M STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I DO