- 2g1c (blacklists on the "1") [thanks bored]
- 4chan (blacklists if a "B" or "Y" is entered after a space) (UPDATE: "4chan Y" no longer is blacklisted) [thanks Sasa]
- a2m (blacklists after space) [thanks nic]
- acrotOmophilia (the things you can learn from this list!) [thanks Anonymous Entity]
- adUlt (seriously!) [thanks bored]
- amaTeur [thanks Bill]
- anal (blacklists after a space)
- anilinGus [thanks Bill]
- anuS (there really seems to be more blacklisting in this part of the anatomy than anywhere else)
- are (this is a VERY interesting one. if you stick "are" after the following words, the blacklist kicks in: jews, christians, catholics born-again christians, evangelical christians, atheists, muslims, blacks, whites, italians, mexicans, chinese, japanese, germans, arabs, french, buddhists. the blacklist does NOT kick in when these words are entered before "are": terrorists, scientologists, agnostics, seventh day adventists, jehovah's witnesses, mormons, protestants, evangelists, pentecostalists, columbians, panamanians, iranians, iraqis, koreans, persians, turks.) [thanks Matt]
- are idiotS (most any word before this phrase will generate a blacklist - this is really protecting us from ANY sort of negativity)
- arseHole [thanks Badspyro]
- aryaN (it's not JUST a racist movement, Google - go read Wikipedia)
- asian baBe [thanks nic]
- ass (blacklists after a space - you will thus see nothing for "ass monkey")
- assHole (OK to say on network TV but not here)
- assmUnch (you can even say this one in church)
- auto eRotic [thanks bored]
- autoerotiC [thanks Bill]
- babeS in toyland (thank you Google for sheltering us from the 1961 film classic)
- babelAnd [thanks thepleasurechest.com]
- baby battEr [thanks bored]
- ball GravY (who comes up with these?) [thanks John]
- ball SaCk [thanks xcitor]
- ball gaG [thanks EricaHart]
- ball kiCking (goodbye football) [thanks EricaHart]
- ball liCking [thanks EricaHart]
- ball sUcking [thanks EricaHart]
- bangBros [thanks Anonymous Entity]
- barebAck [thanks Bill]
- barely Legal [thanks Bill]
- barenAked ladies (let this be a warning when picking offensive band names) [thanks Chris]
- bastardO (yet bastard is OK) [thanks Eric]
- bastinAdo [thanks Jennifer]
- bbW [thanks EricaHart]
- bdsM [thanks nic]
- beaver clEaver [thanks R Hog]
- beaver lipS [thanks R Hog]
- bestiAlity [thanks Coldnose Sloth]
- betty doDson [thanks Robin]
- bi cUrious (not around Google) [thanks bruled]
- bianca bEauchamp [thanks Dan]
- big blAck (they weren't THAT bad a punk band) [thanks lawl]
- big knOckers (knockers by itself is fine) [thanks bored]
- big tiTs [thanks EricaHart]
- bimboS [thanks Bill]
- birdlOck [thanks blacklist bandit]
- biseXual (why this is offensive while heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, trisexual aren't is beyond us) [thanks Mikko]
- bitcH (there are probably more inoffensive uses of this word than any in this list)
- black coCk (blacklisted, but "white cock" isn't and will get you a list of inoffensive suggestions)
- blonde actIon [thanks nic]
- blonde on blonde aCtion [thanks nic]
- blow J [thanks John and Pedro]
- blow your L [thanks John]
- blue wafFle [thanks Andrew]
- blumPkin [thanks Bill]
- bolloCks (never mind them - at least the Sex Pistols aren't blacklisted) [thanks John]
- bondAge [thanks nic]
- boneR [thanks Bill]
- booB [thanks Bill]
- booty Call [thanks sofatater]
- brown showerS (apparently it's OK if you just try one) [thanks Jennifer]
- brunette Action
- bukKake (knowing words like this is how you win at Jeopardy) [thanks nic]
- bulldYke [thanks EricaHart]
- bullet vIbe [thanks Alice]
- bung hOle (but "bung hammer" is helpfully suggested before the blacklist kicks in) [thanks Michael]
- bungHole (thank you Beavis & Butthead) [thanks Michael]
- bustY [thanks Bill]
- butt (blacklists after a space, so you won't see results for "butt exercises")
- buttHole (we suspect the Butthole Surfers are fit to be tied over this)
- buttcHeeks (yet buttcrack is allowed) [thanks kimberly]
- camel Toe [thanks Bill]
- camgIrl [thanks anonymous entity]
- camslUt [thanks blacklist bandit]
- camwHore [thanks anonymous entity]
- carol quEen (apparently being a sexologist is enough to get you on the blacklist) [thanks kate]
- carpet mUncher [thanks R Hog]
- carpetmUncher [thanks kimberly]
- chastity bElt [thanks blacklist bandit]
- chocolate roseBuds (but vanilla rosebuds are fine) [thanks Travis]
- chrissie wUnna [thanks Wazza]
- circleJerk [thanks anonymous entity]
- cleveland stEamer (but "cleveland steamers gets suggestions) [thanks Michael]
- clit (blacklists after a space)
- clitoriS (we're not sure why they waited until the last letter)
- clover clampS [thanks EricaHart]
- clusterFuck [thanks anonymous entity]
- cocainE (but "crack" and "heroin" are inoffensive)
- cock (blacklists after a space, narrowly averting a "cockpit" blacklist)
- cockS
- consensual Intercourse [thanks R Hog]
- coprolaGnia (at last, people who inadvertently type this word into Google won't face any potentially offensive definitions) [thanks anonymous entity]
- coprophIlia (now there's a twenty dollar word) [thanks nic]
- cornhOle [thanks Coldnose Sloth]
- courtney troUble [thanks Robin]
- cream pIe [thanks nic]
- creamPie [thanks nic]
- crossDresser (but not transvestite) [thanks my weekend shoes]
- cuckoLd (this one dates back to 1250, but it dies here) [thanks anonymous entity]
- cum (blacklists after a space) [thanks John]
- cumming (blacklists after a space) [thanks R Hog]
- cunT
- cunniLingus
- darkiE
- date rApe [thanks Alice]
- daterApe [thanks Alice]
- deep thRoat [thanks nic]
- deeptHroat [thanks nic]
- dick (blacklists after a space - yes, "Dick Armey" and "Tricky Dick Nixon" are blacklisted as is anything that follows "Philip K. Dick" like "stories")
- dilDo [thanks Bill]
- dirty pillowS [thanks joe]
- dirty sAnchez (someonme ought to tell Google that this is the name of a TV show on MTV) [thanks xcitor]
- dog stylE [thanks nic]
- doggie sTyle [thanks Bill]
- doggiesTyle [thanks Bill]
- doggy Style [thanks nic]
- doggyStyle [thanks nic]
- dolcett (blacklists after space) [thanks Anonymous Entity]
- dominatIon [thanks Bill]
- dominatRix [thanks nic]
- dommeS [thanks anonymous entity]
- donkey pUnch [thanks Bill]
- double donG [thanks xcitor]
- double pEnetration (hopefully a single penetration test will be enough) [thanks nic]
- dp acTion [thanks bored]
- ducky doOlittle (sexologist) [thanks anonymous]
- eat my Ass (most anything followed by "my ass" will result in a blacklist) [thanks Jimmy]
- ecchI [thanks nic]
- ecstasY (one of the more ineffective blacklists as results for the drug are seen up until the last letter) [thanks Charlie]
- ejaCulation (but if you go on to type "ejaculate" suggestions will return at the E - go figure)
- electrotorTure [thanks EricaHart]
- eroTic [thanks Bill]
- eroTism [thanks nic]
- escoRt (used to be such a nice safe word) [thanks Steven]
- ethical sLut [thanks Alice]
- euNuch (suggestions only) [thanks Hecto]
- fagGot (however, "fag" apparently is not an issue at all)
- fantasieS (how sad for this word to be blacklisted) [thanks Alice]
- fapsErver [thanks Alice]
- fecaL (who types this without expecting fecal matter?)
- felcH (misspelling of "feltch") [thanks joe]
- fellaTio
- feltCh [thanks John]
- femDom [thanks Alice]
- female deSperation [thanks Joshua]
- female sQuirting [thanks xcitor]
- fetIsh [thanks Bill]
- figginG [thanks EricaHart]
- fingerIng (fingering someone for a crime is just not acceptable) [thanks Hazel]
- fistIng [thanks kate]
- foot fEtish [thanks bored]
- footjoB [thanks Tarot]
- freeonEs
- frotTing [thanks Anonymous Entity]
- fuCk
- fucK butTons (this is the name of a band - oddly enough, all sorts of results are displayed after the space and before the second "T") [thanks Noel]
- fudge paCker [thanks Bill]
- fudgePacker [thanks bored]
- futaNari (so the Japanese word for hermaphrodite is blacklisted even though that word itself isn't) [thanks anonymous entity]
- g-sPot [thanks Bill]
- gang Bang [thanks Pedro]
- gay bOy [thanks anonymous]
- gay dog (blacklists after a space - oddly enough, "gay dogs" isn't blacklisted) [thanks anonymous]
- gay man (blacklists after a space) [thanks anonymous]
- gay men (blacklists after a space, saving "gay men's chorus") [thanks anonymous]
- gay sEx [thanks anonymous]
- genitalS [thanks Bill]
- get my siSter (because that can only mean one thing - incidentally, "got my sister" works just fine) [thanks joe]
- giant cocK [thanks bored]
- ginger lYnne [thanks Sean]
- girl oN [thanks nic]
- girl on tOp [thanks nic]
- girls goNe wild [thanks Jason]
- goatcx [thanks nic]
- goatsE [thanks nic]
- gokKun [thanks Ian]
- golden shoWer [thanks Bill]
- goo gIrl [thanks datafox]
- goodpoOp ("good poop" shows up fine though) [thanks joe]
- goodviBes (suggestions are given but no results)
- google is Evil (technically, "*anything* is evil" is blocked, including "hitler is evil" which basically means the only suggestion you get after typing "hitler is" is "hitler is god") [thanks Dave]
- goregaSm (this one really took some digging) [thanks Coldnose Sloth]
- grinGo [thanks heiferly]
- grope (blacklists after a space and the letter a, b, c, e, j, n, o, p, r, s, t, v, or x [thanks Pedro]
- group sEx [thanks Bill]
- gurO [thanks blacklist bandit]
- hairY (when did THAT become a bad word?) [thanks joe]
- hand Job [thanks Bill]
- handJob [thanks Omega]
- happy slapping Video [thanks blacklist bandit]
- hard coRe [thanks Bill]
- hardCore [thanks Bill]
- hate (blacklists after a space, bring political correctness to a new extreme) [thanks teh noir]
- hedoP (we're embarrassed to admit it, but we can't figure out the rest, and without Google to make suggestions, we're kinda stuck)
- henTai [thanks nic]
- homoeRotic [thanks nic]
- honkeY [thanks Bill]
- hookUp
- hookeR (for some reason, "prostitute" and "whore" are just fine, though)
- hot chiCk [thanks Rob]
- how to kilL [thanks joe]
- how to murdeR [thanks joe]
- huge fAt (how many huge fat things can YOU think of?) [thanks Coldnose Sloth]
- humpIng [thanks Bill]
- i haTe (yes, "i hate blacklists" is blacklisted) [thanks teh noir]
- inceSt [thanks Bill]
- insertionS [thanks Bill]
- interraCial [thanks Bill]
- jack ofF
- jackie StranO [thanks Robin]
- jacobs ladder piercing (blacklists after the space for some reason) [thanks anonymous entity]
- jail bAit [thanks Richard]
- jailbAit [thanks Richard]
- jenna Jameson [thanks Bill]
- jenna Jameson [thanks EricaHart]
- jerk Off [thanks Spiney]
- jesse jaNe [thanks Bill]
- jiZz [thanks Bill]
- jigaBoo (nobody can seem to agree on a spelling for this) [thanks John]
- jiggaBoo
- jiggerbOo
- john holMes [thanks Bill]
- jordan caPri
- juggS [thanks Bill]
- kama (blacklists after a space) [thanks nic]
- kamasUtra [thanks nic]
- kike (blacklists after a space but not before the damage is done)
- kinbaKu [thanks Jennifer]
- kinkY [thanks Bill]
- kinksTer (it sounds so innocent and playful - thank you Google for shielding us) [thanks Jennifer]
- knobbiNg (Google may inadvertently be supplying schoolchildren and parents everywhere with a way of figuring out every possible sexual innuendo [thanks Hazel]
- latinA (the feminine form of Latino is deemed by Google to be a "bad word") [thanks nic]
- leather restRaint [thanks Jennifer]
- leather straIght jacket (a straight jacket is OK, as long as it's not leather) [thanks Jennifer]
- lemon paRty (it all sounds so innocent - "lemonparty still works though) [thanks joe]
- lesBian (this is one of the most shocking blacklists)
- lickeD [thanks Bill]
- linda lOvelace [thanks Bill]
- lingErie (come on Google, people do have to buy the stuff at some point) [thanks grelbar]
- lolIta (only the title of a classic film)
- lovemaKing [thanks Bill]
- loverS (blacklist disappears after a space is entered) [thanks Omega]
- lsD [thanks Charlie]
- madison YouNg [thanks Robin]
- make me coMe [thanks Sean]
- male squiRting (blacklist takes effect three letters further from the female counterpart)
- mastUrbate (Google is even kind enough to blacklist "Masterbate" for those who can't spell) [thanks Spiney]
- matUre (apparently not anymore) [thanks Phil]
- mdmA [thanks Charlie]
- meatS (results are shown after hitting a space though) [thanks Zachary]
- menage a tRois [thanks Bill]
- miki saWaguchi (a popular porn star in Japan) [thanks EricaHart]
- milF [thanks Bill]
- missionary Position [thanks nic]
- motherFucker (pretty much anything with this suffix is blacklisted) [thanks anonymous entity]
- mound of Venus [thanks R Hog]
- mr handS [thanks heiferly]
- muff Diver [thanks R Hog]
- muffDiving [thanks EricaHart]
- murdeR
- naKed ("Naked Lunch", "Naked Chef", "Naked Brothers Band", all blacklisted)
- nambLa [thanks R Hog]
- naughtY (results are given after a space but this word alone is too risky - Santa would approve) [thanks Benjamin]
- nawashI [thanks joe]
- negrO (hardly accepted universally as an offensive word)
- neonaZi (but not "Nazi" or "Fascist" or "Ku Klux Klan")
- new porNographers (really cool band out of Canada who clearly don't know where to draw the line)
- nig nOg [thanks Andy]
- nigGa (entering more letters removes the blacklist which is a rarity)
- nigGer
- nimpHomania (for those who are spelling-impaired) [thanks nic]
- nina HArtley [thanks Robin]
- nippleS [thanks Bill]
- nonconseNt
- nsfw imageS (everything up to the singular form gets suggestions) [thanks Alice]
- nuDe (it's really not THAT bad a word)
- nymphO [thanks Bill]
- nymphOmania [thanks nic]
- octopusSy (James Bond is really pissed off over this) [thanks Michael]
- omorAshi (the things we're learning from the Google Blacklist!) [thanks anonymous entity]
- one cup two Girls (nice try but Google is way too smart for that kind of trickery) [thanks nic]
- one guy one Jar (amusingly, this appears in suggestions) [thanks anonymous entity]
- orgY [thanks Bill]
- orgaSm
- paedoPhile
- pamela Anderson (seems just a bit extreme) [thanks joe]
- pantY [thanks Bill]
- pantiEs [thanks Bill]
- paris Hilton (we're not objecting to the blacklist, but seriously?)
- pedoBear (oh noes!) [thanks xcitor]
- pedoPhile
- peggIng [thanks EricaHart]
- peniS (is it really still the 1950s in Googleland?)
- philip kindRed dick (this one is a real mystery to us as the blacklist comes well before the "dick" part)
- phone seX [thanks EricaHart]
- piece of shIt [thanks EricaHart]
- piss pIg [thanks kimberly]
- pissIng [thanks Bill]
- pisspIg [thanks kimberly]
- playbOy (suggestions are given but no results) [thanks Bill]
- pleasure cHest [thanks thepleasurechest.com]
- pole sMoker [thanks R Hog]
- ponypLay [thanks EricaHart]
- poof (if you hit a space, poof! your results disappear!) [thanks Hecto]
- poop chUte [thanks Coldnose Sloth]
- poopcHute [thanks Coldnose Sloth]
- porN (it's only the reason the entire net was created and yet it's blacklisted here)
- pre tEen [thanks Richard]
- preteEn [thanks Richard]
- prince albert pIercing [thanks nic]
- prolapsed (blacklists if an "A" or "R" is typed after a space) [thanks blacklist bandit]
- pthC (something pedophiles use for "preteen hardcore" in their filenames and whatnot) [thanks EricaHart]
- pubeS [thanks R Hog]
- pusSy (Google has a thing about cats apparently)
- queaF [thanks Bill]
- r@yGold (another "code" word that pedophiles use in their filenames so that other pedos can search for it on sharing programs) [thanks EricaHart]
- ragheAd [thanks bored]
- raging boNer [thanks lawl]
- rapE ("rape hotline" is hereby considered offensive)
- rapinG [thanks Coldnose Sloth]
- rapisT [thanks Sasa]
- rapping woMen (it's either musical bias or a really wide berth for people who don't know how to spell) [thanks joe]
- rectuM (again, that entire area of the body seems to be off limits)
- redTube (you know you've made it when the name of your website makes the blacklist) [thanks anonymous entity]
- reverse coWgirl [thanks nic]
- rimjOb (some people really are still referring to cars when they say this)
- rimmIng [thanks nic]
- rosy palM (starting a third word un-blacklists, unless you want the next entry) [thanks Michael]
- rosy palm and Her 5 sisters [thanks Michael]
- ruLe 34 (this one is strange - suggestions continue to appear with no results, unless you hit a space at the end in which case it all goes back to normal - very weird) [thanks Thomas]
- rusty tRombone (we're impressed - someone is really doing their homework) [thanks excitor]
- s&M ("s and m" is one clever away around the blacklist) [thanks joe]
- sadie lunE [thanks Robin]
- sadisM [thanks nic]
- sasha Grey [thanks Robin]
- savage lOve (the sex column is blacklisted but not "savage arms" - after all, weapons are good, sex is offensive) [thanks Sarah]
- scat (as in what you might say to a cat)
- schloNg [thanks Bill]
- schoolGirl [thanks Bill]
- scissorIng [thanks Joanne]
- seduceD [thanks Bill]
- semen (blacklists after space) [thanks EricaHart]
- servitUde (wait a minute - REALLY?) [thanks joe]
- servitUrE (the blacklist is removed between the two capital letters) [thanks joe]
- sex (not blacklisted on its own but many words typed after it will trigger one... it will blacklist almost any word it FOLLOWS - but, oddly enough, not "oral")
- sexO [thanks Alice]
- sexY [thanks Bill]
- shanna katZ (part of the sexologist blacklist) [thanks kate]
- shar reDnaur [thanks Robin]
- shauna gRant [thanks Omega]
- shaved Beaver [thanks xcitor]
- shaved Pussy [thanks EricaHart]
- shay Lauren
- sheMale [thanks EricaHart]
- shibaRi [thanks Jennifer]
- shit (blacklists after a space, which is way too late to avoid offense)
- shotA [thanks anonymous entity]
- shrimpinG [thanks dual]
- slanteYe
- sleazy D (continuing with some letters will bring results back) [thanks joe]
- slit (blacklists after space) [thanks Joe]
- sluT (what exactly makes "whore" OK and "slut" off limits?)
- smells like teEn spirit (someone at Google doesn't like Nirvana) [thanks Hazel]
- smut (blacklists after the space) [thanks joe]
- snaTch [thanks Bill]
- snowballIng [thanks Bill]
- sodomIze
- sodomY [thanks Bill]
- spanK [thanks Bill]
- spic (blacklists after a space)
- spoogE [thanks bored]
- spread lEgs [thanks bored]
- spunky tEens (spam is a GREAT source of blacklist material) [thanks Michael]
- squirT (can anyone find a LESS overall offensive word that's blacklisted?) [thanks kate]
- stickam Girl [thanks anonymous entity]
- stileProject (of course, if you knew what this was, you wouldn't have to Google for it) [thanks blacklist bandit]
- stormfRont (also absent from suggestions in which stormfront.com, an unrelated site, is shown) [thanks anonymous entity]
- strap On [thanks heiferly]
- strapOn (it will also blacklist with a hyphen - they thought of everything) [thanks heiferly]
- strappAdo (it seems that only gruesome torture that involves sexual organs is blacklisted on Google - impalement is allowed) [thanks Jennifer]
- strip Club [thanks Bill]
- style dogGy [thanks nic]
- submissiVe [thanks nic]
- sucK (while "blow" as usual gets a free pass)
- sucKs (pretty much anything can't suck if you want to see instant results from Google)
- suicide gIrls (except it's too late because typing in the g is enough to give you some irrelevant suggestions) [thanks Alice]
- sultry wOmen (but apparently there's nothing wrong with "sultry men") [thanks joe]
- swastiKa (perhaps we should just eliminate any results for things that might make people feel bad) [thanks Hecto]
- swingEr [thanks Bill]
- taiNted love (suggestions are given but no results for the number one hit) [thanks Benjamin]
- taste my (a,c,d,f,m,o,p,w all result in a blacklist - you figure out the rest) [thanks Alice]
- tea baggIng (oddly enough, "teabagging" is fine) [thanks Jeff]
- teeN (we had no idea "teen 'everything'" was so offensive)
- tentacLe [thanks blacklist bandit]
- threeSome [thanks Bill]
- throatiNg [thanks nic]
- tied Up (only about a billion other meanings) [thanks Taff]
- tight wHite [thanks Worm]
- tit (blacklists after a space or the letter "S")
- tittIes [thanks nic]
- tittY [thanks heiferly]
- tongue in A [thanks Charley]
- tosseR (who would have guessed?) [thanks John]
- towelHead
- traci lOrds [thanks Bill]
- tranNy [thanks Bill]
- transeXual [thanks Mikko]
- tribaDism [thanks Bill]
- tub Girl [thanks Anonymous Entity]
- tubGirl [thanks xcitor]
- tushY [thanks Bill]
- twaT [thanks xcitor]
- twink (blacklists after space) [thanks EricaHart]
- twinkIe (is NOTHING sacred?)
- two gIrls (you can't even get CLOSE to the "one cup") [thanks nic]
- two gIrls one cup [thanks Bill]
- undressIng [thanks Bill]
- upsKirt [thanks nic]
- urethra pLay [thanks EricaHart]
- urophIlia [thanks anonymous entity]
- vagIna (if you typed the word, it's likely the results won't shock you)
- venus mounD [thanks R Hog]
- vibratoR [thanks Bill]
- violet bLue (yet another blacklisted sexologist) [thanks kate]
- violet wAnd (but "violet ray" IS allowed which is basically the older name for the same device - used to be sold for medical purposes, but used for BDSM play in modern days) [thanks EricaHart]
- viviD (probably because of Vivid Video - way to ruin the word for everyone else, guys) [thanks Sean]
- vorarEphilia [thanks Anonymous Entity]
- voyEur [thanks Bill]
- vulva (after a space, suggestions are given but no results) [thanks R Hog]
- wanK [thanks Kit]
- wartenberg Pinwheel (how many kids accidentally type this?) [thanks EricaHart]
- wartenberg Wheel [thanks EricaHart]
- webcAm (a whole piece of technology can only be used for offensive purposes in Google's eyes) [thanks Pat]
- wet dreaM (God forbid)
- wetbaCk [thanks xcitor]
- white PowEr (but not "Black Power" - it's all in the marketing, after all)
- women rappIng (there does seem to be some musical bias at Google) [thanks joe]
- wrapping meN (this one is a genuine mystery to us - and yes, "wrapping women" shows up fine) [thanks joe]
- wrinkled starfiSh [thanks xcitor]
- xX (probably the quickest way to trigger a blacklist) [thanks bored]
- yaoI [thanks blacklist bandit]
- yellow showerS (singular is fine as you may be looking for a yellow shower curtain) [thanks blacklist bandit]
- yiffY [thanks EricaHart]
- zoopHilia [thanks Coldnose Sloth]
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