While our holiday specials are indeed something to get hysterical about, there's no reason why we have to behave like the WalMart crowds. We're better than that. So if you decide to visit our online store to take advantage of prices so low we're practically giving it all away, please remain calm and remember that others are also in the store trying to get the best value. There's no need for denial of service attacks, buffer overflows, or pepper spray exploits. We will do our best to accommodate everyone.

Oh yes, as of today, we've also eliminated the domestic shipping charge for the Hacker Calendar and cut the overseas charge in half.

Our security team will now stand back and watch the mobs from a safe distance.