In our continuing efforts to corrupt the youth of the world, we have
created hacker t-shirts in some of the smallest possible sizes in order
to entice toddlers into the world of hacking at an early age.
New hackers are being born every day and we're happy to be able to help
provide suitable attire for them. We've modified our famous blue box
shirts to fit six different kid sizes, all the way from one year to the
age where your child is likely to be capable of significant mayhem.
To check out the design, sizes, and ordering info, take a trip over to