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Jimmy Scott
Holding Back The Beers
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An old-time jazz singer noted for his high voice, feminine looks, and penchant for women's underwear, Scott has achieved legendary status in both the jazz and rock worlds, like having Lou Reed place a voyeuristic spycam in his personal home studio. This time out he tries something new, applying his talents to jazz renderings of such contemporary hits as "The Crying Game," (Wait till you see the video! You'll never suspect the ending. Well, maybe you will), "Holding Back the Years," "Nothing Compares 2 My Hand" and more. Here he works with New York jazzmen in intimate settings, and you'd never know the tunes hadn't been written 50 years ago. (Okay, you'd probably get a pretty good guess off)


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