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MFS! brings the Backstreet Boys to the Pyramid, Tuesday November 30th. Talk about Solid Rock, this stuff is almost too satanic for us! You could be on the front row! Enter the MFS! Backstreet Boys contest today.

 

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Find out where we're going to be in the coming weeks, so you can bring Grandma & Grandpa to hear their favorite oldies!

 

MFS! Solid Rock Playlist

Miss a couple hours of MFS! today? Don't worry, we play the same tired, soft, pussy-ass music every hour! Here's a look at our playlist:

Last Hour:

Live: "The Dolphins Cry"
Dave Matthews: "Too Much"
Tom Petty: "MJ's Last Dance"
Matchbox 20: "3 AM"
Tonic: "You Wanted More"
Sublime: "Lovin' is What I Got"
Rush: "Roll the Bones"

This Hour:

Live: "The Dolphins Cry"
Dave Matthews: "Too Much"
Tom Petty: "MJ's Last Dance"
Matchbox 20: "3 AM"
Tonic: "You Wanted More"
Sublime: "Lovin' is What I Got"
Rush: "Roll the Bones"

Next Hour:

Live: "The Dolphins Cry"
Dave Matthews: "Too Much"
Tom Petty: "MJ's Last Dance"
Matchbox 20: "3 AM"
Tonic: "You Wanted More"
Sublime: "Lovin' is What I Got"
Rush: "Roll the Bones"

from MFS!

Matchbox 20 "performs" live for MFS! cameras

Hey, how did this get in here?

Tonic allowed MFS! to record their first attempt at the video for "You Wanted More"

MFS! Business Office after hours

Proceed to the real site

Clapper is escorted off MFS! property
by Belz Broadcasting Security Staff
after he tries to play Metallica.

It's MFS' favorite band: The Backstreet Boys! These guys are almost too heavy for us to play on the radio.

MFS! website hacked!

Hey there! As we're sure you've probably noticed by now, the MFS! website has been hacked.

Who hacked the MFS! site?

The MFS! website was hacked by the world-renowned hacker group, Go'rillas Against Your Pussy-ass-shit On the Radio Now (G.A.Y.P.O.R.N.).

Why was the MFS! site hacked?

The members of G.A.Y.P.O.R.N. do not like Rush, or Tom Petty, or Matchbox 20, or Dave Matthews, or Live, or Tonic, or any of the other pure shit-eating pussy bands that MFS! has been overplaying lately. So, we felt it was our responsibility to make a blatant political statement.

We in G.A.Y.P.O.R.N. remember the day when you could tune in to MFS! and hear hard ass, rocking tunes from bands like Metallica, Sevendust, and Pantera all day long. Then, MFS! began to sneak in classic rock junk like Pink Floyd, Rush, and (get this) the Clash. Over the past few weeks, MFS! has further diluted the solid rock by putting alternative bands such as Dave Matthews and Smash Mouth into the play list.

What's worse, it seems that MFS! was so cheap that they only bought singles. It's bad enough that they're playing so many shitty bands, but to make matters worse, they play the same songs every time. If we must suffer through Tom Petty, at least we could get some fucking variety, eh!

The members of G.A.Y.P.O.R.N. feel that MFS! is pissing off its listeners. In an independent G.A.Y.P.O.R.N. survey, 9 out of 10 participants indicated that Phil Anselmo of Pantera could take out all of Matchbox 20, simply by farting in their general direction. These same 9 said "MFS! makes me want to do this (click)"

How can MFS! get its site back?

G.A.Y.P.O.R.N. considers itself to be a political advocacy group, and thus means no harm. We will be glad to swiftly return ownership of the wmfs.com domain to MFS! upon satisfaction of the following conditions:

1. MFS! must make an on-air statement regarding this incident, at exactly 5:00 PM on Friday, November 12. In this statement, MFS! must make clear reference to G.A.Y.P.O.R.N., and they must also apologize for playing shitty music.

2. MFS! must pledge to remove the shitty, oldies and alternative music from their playlist and resume playing good music. In addition, MFS! must stop playing Matchbox 20 immediately.

If MFS! cannot meet these simple conditions, G.A.Y.P.O.R.N. will continue to control wmfs.com, unless MFS! manages to regain control through normal means. We would like to point out that this will take much longer than succumbing to the needs of G.A.Y.P.O.R.N., so it is in the best interest of MFS! to use the first method.