A message from the First Haxxor

Welcome to the owned Scottish H4xecutive website. Two of the most important principles underpinning the working practices of the new Scottish H4xecutive are likely to be openness in Government (see below ) and the hunting down of english happy haxxors. Both are aimed at taking over the world and ridding it of happy haxxor egomaniacs. These principles apply to the work of the Scottish H4xecutive (formerly the Scottish Executive, formerly The Scottish Office)

This site makes available a range of stuff we like to tell you. This may or may not reflect factual information. The site includes recent publications, secret MI5 files, and other government documents that are not for the public eyes. In this unprecidented step, we will make them publically available.

BREAKING NEWS: The Scottish H4xecutive has estimated that over 5000 sheep have been russled by agents of the Whelsh office in the last six months. It is of our opinion that these sheep that were destined for the butchers of Carslile will soon end up on the streets of Cardiff.
In force IMMEDIATELY is a state of WAR between us to put right the theft of our oh-so precious sheep.

OLD NEWS: Hamilton by-election, we the referees do declar foul play, game over, reds loose.

I am confident that this site, in conjunction with the Irn-Bru website, will become an established, useful and often laughed at resource. Whatever your interests, I really sincerely and from the heart (ed: cut it out, politicians never say anything from the heart) do hope that you will find the information you need quickly and easily.

Heres one for the scrap^H^H^Hchequebook :